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Monkeys Fist

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  1. And supporting paedos. Did I mention that.
  2. What issues does he have with craft beer, or is it the spunktrumpets who treat it like a religion he has issue with?
  3. That’s a whole new level of stupid. Let the fucker starve.
  4. I saw Richard Gadd doing Monkey See Monkey Do on one of the arts or comedy channels the other night. Not your standard stand-up fare, but pretty good. ( If you haven’t seen or heard of him, he does the entire show whilst running on a treadmill, next to a screen which plays his “thoughts” as he’s running.)
  5. https://www.lunajets.com/en/why-lunajets/private-jet-hire-cost Ne pleb pas.
  6. Do you two come with fried pineapple or egg?
  7. If Boris was my Dad, I wouldn’t want him telling anyone. Not defending the cunt, mind. If you can’t be honest about something as straightforward as “ how many kids have you got”, it doesn’t bode well for his integrity on other matters.
  8. He’s not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
  9. Lavery thinking “ I could one-punch this cunt”
  10. Funny you should mention that Labour haven’t yet released their Manifesto.… The BBC are clearly employing clairvoyants ( so long as they’re Torys). https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50291676?app=news.election.2019.story.50291676.page
  11. Jamaal Lascelles: Newcastle captain out with knee injury until New Year https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50416522 Happy New Year!
  12. They do have a reality tv star for President, so it’s understandable.
  13. That “satirical” article though, is based on some pretty horrific real life killers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathaniel_Bar-Jonah Strongly suspected of serving up one of his victims to neighbours at a bbq.
  14. I bet he served them up with a cherry tomato balanced on top.
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