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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Back in a minute, I’m off to the shed.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Not a patch on AJ
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Looks like this week might be the week Mike Ashley finally gets the hang of this football lark.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Winter is a decent bloke- clearly enjoyed a privileged upbringing, but he’s not gone the cunt route. He’s a trustee for Alive and Kicking, which seems like a decent thing. I doubt there’s many other sports journalists bother their arses with anything beyond where their next cheque is coming from.
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    What amused me about that article detailing the mackem’s spectacular collapse was the fact that of all the managers they’ve had over the last decade, the one they hate the most, Bruce, was their longest serving. He must’ve had his tongue so far up Short’s hoop he could clean his teeth.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    That cunt definitely has some dirt on someone very important, because there’s no other explanation to how he’s robbed a living since retiring from his hacking career.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Paul Ross will say owt to get on telly, mind.
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  9. Monkeys Fist
    Someone paid someone else to make that.
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    They way it shrinks down to the full stop is subtle genius
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  13. Monkeys Fist
    TalkShite are reporting the Saudi State news are tweeting it’s approved. https://talksport.com/football/708232/premier-league-approve-takeover-newcastle-saudi/amp/ Hand lotion moved to shed.
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    The state of that rats-tail on the “brave rescuer”
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    I almost feel sorry for Bruce, almost, and I remember … ”"We have got something in store, but just wait until the end," said Bruce. "It is my choice, but the club are a bit scared of it. I am not telling you what it is. But I would love to get my own back!" Did we ever find out his song of choice?
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Does it go down in one lump?
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Creamy protein shake.… Tinned wank, then.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1284901/Newcastle-takeover-official-announcement-close-Premier-League-green-light-300m-deal/amp It’s approved according to this. Cans on ice, shed dusted.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    I hope so, otherwise it’s definitely doing it wrong. ( you cheeky little donkey-botherer )
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Crushed it! I’m going to wash my mouth out.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    He’s doing it wrong. Get back in the shed.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    If you’ve never bicced your bonce before, take the chance now. It’s a truly sensual experience
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Wish I had the choice. I’ve got a centre parting that starts at one shoulder and ends at the other.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Go for it man- easy maintenance and promotes social distancing. Perfect for you.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Fist jnr asked for a Mohawk today, having grown his mop to Peter Tork out the Monkees length. Happy to oblige.
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