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Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
“We’ll let them attack, then hit them on the counter lads” -
None. Accept the fact that there’s fuck all you can do except vote.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Nee Shefki? -
Cock and Bull.
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Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I plan on hiding in the back of a lorry until I get to Romania.
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LouiseTaylor. Would Smash.
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Tory voters- “Well, they were very sexy kids.”
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Rang the Rape Helpline last night- fucking useless! Couldn’t even tell me how to hogtie a conscious victim.
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Had a bit go at incest today, since it’s all the rage on porn sites ( according to a “friend” ). If I’m honest, it was an aunty climax.
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Fuck me he was good.
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Maybe he’ll crash his taxi and find out how great the NHS is under The Eldritch Ones.
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Why do you think he’s fucked off? What a fucking weapons-grade cunt. Of all the heinous twats the Tories have had in charge recently, Johnson is the one who will give CT the most trouser action. You can guarantee that if/when they get back in, Boldon Humpty will be back, briefly, thinking it’s all a laugh.
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The blind stubbornness and stupidity I’ve seen about Brexit from people I know, who were previously fairly reasonable, makes me worried.
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Did you see this, Alex? World's most valuable whisky collection revealed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-50516099
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This is Peter Withe
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Don’t listen to him lads, he’s part of a mysterious cabal of north-east media types.
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No means keep trying.
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I’ll stick to Tits and Dad jokes.
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Kinky.