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Vicks on the hoop
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Club Cockicana, drinks are freeeeeeee…
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At the shite end of Gt.Lime Road? Did some twat build shitty houses on their pitch or something?
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019
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“ won in a competition” ” I’m not looking for much“
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I could’ve lived it without learning of the lava-like properties of Piz Buin.
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They’ll have it when there’s 12 of them watching their side getting battered off West Allotment Celtic.
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RTG’d that for you
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Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it… I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids
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Who do they think they’ll get that’s better than him ? They’re going to run out of managers faster than they’re running out of money.
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Was that before or after they fell out of the Championship? I can’t remember because I was seething with aforementioned jealousy. The only, sole, single, solitary thing these fucking mouth breathers have ever consistently bettered us at is being spectacularly shite- no matter how hard we try, they always fuck it up way better than we do. It’s masterful
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Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards
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It was grown ups that touched this muppet in “the secret place”. Not for long though, he was too boring for even the nonces. -
Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards
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He could ask him when he’s going to kick out the Anti Semite, Rees Mogg?
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Did I ever recount the tale of when I applied after-sun milk to my puckered and tender balloon knot whilst I was “working” my way around the Mediterranean?
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Well that’s a ray of sunshine on a shitty day.
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Straight after they’ve gone through the script.
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Good, I’ll look forward to him eviscerating Johnson on his well documented racism, homophobia, misogyny, Islamophobia and Antisemitism.
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Can someone tweet the below quote at Neil and suggest it as his opener for Johnson? “That means disposing of the first taboo, and accepting that the problem is Islam. Islam is the problem. What is going on in these mosques and madrasas? When is someone going to get 18th century on Islam's medieval ass?”
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
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That’s why Boss Rabbi hates him!