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  1. Monkeys Fist
    When did Ken Dodd fuck Alexei Sayle?
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Whereas VE Day street parties were totally worth it?
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Yes, Einstein has signed up with his work email.
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    Is Top-Holidays your own company Carl? Just it must be fucking tiny, as it’s not showing up on google.… unless it’s gone bust, which would be a crying fucking shame. Shall we set the Irish Bulldog on him? @Ant
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    I agree. But now isn’t the time to talk about Leave voters. If you can’t see why people are protesting in such numbers, you’re most likely part of the problem. It’s really fucking easy- Black lives matter. Which bit is troubling you?
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    Having seen the state of their houses (through Mrs. F’s work), shitting in the street is the hygenic option. Fucking mingers
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    My lad asked me why I get so happy talking about the rotation of the earth. “ Well son, it just makes my day”.
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    That’s not even worth the gif. Cary Grant.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    My grandmother won a prize recently for being the longest living comatose person who hasn’t moved a muscle in over 20 years. ( I say a prize, it was a trophy …)
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    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. Time to die.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Bung the hole.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    That’s quite a range. Also, you can probably get £500-£1000 for that if you sell it. Also+1, give it a wipe, you throbber
  13. Monkeys Fist
    If it’s in the fireplace, how is it taking up space?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Is it usable? Imagine the hip points when you bake sourdough in an antique oven.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    I can’t think of a good reply to that.
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    What if his Mrs. has one of these? Perfectly innocent explanation
  18. Monkeys Fist
    How do you even discover that being brushed by machete-wielding burglars is what gets you going? Is there a gateway kink that leads to it? Baffling
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Pussy Boys, says it right there on the box.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, same here.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Fixed
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Aye If Cobain was still alive, I doubt there’d ever be a reunion.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I was also going to say “how long before there’s designer fashion masks?”, but I’m way too late for that. https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/stylish-face-masks-to-shop-now
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Where do you sit, and why is it in the Stadium of League 1?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2020/jun/03/nirvana-krist-novoselic-praises-trumps-strong-and-direct-protest-speech
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