Monkeys Fist

Rob Lee?

I loved watching the Goodies with my Dad. His comedy credentials were fucking top notch. Edit; If I’m not mistaken, he co-wrote, and originally performed The Yorkshiremen sketch, with Cleese and Chapman. Bloody Luxury. RIP

I should add, my experience of being stoned where I was living was very different to the usual sitting in your mate’s bedsit freaking out to Zappa 😂 I was never indoors- the only time you were was going to the shitter. Getting stoned often involved nighttime canoeing, going on “boar hunts” armed with paddles, which was basically a bunch of giggling idiots stumbling through the bondou and freaking out at the slightest sound of a wild pig, or, after the wine kicked in, lying around the fire staring at the stars and talking bollocks, ( which is actually pretty close to my initial statement ) My point being, we were used to doing fairly active shit when we were off our nut.

When you were climbing within your comfort zone/ability it was incredible after a little herbal- all the climbing in Southern France is bolted, so as long as you clip the bolts, it’s safe as houses. When you pushed the boat out and tried something above your ability, it was generally very intense, ( not usually detrimentally so, just made you focused as fuck), or, you’d just say “Fuck it, let’s go to the Cafe” 😂

I used to live in tent for 6 months a year, for nearly ten years. 😄 Much of the first few years I was perma-stoned on some top-notch Mediterranean/Moroccan produce. Music was a mix of Floyd, jazz, pre-Brit Pop English guitar bands, and some of that electric nonsense 😂

RIP I thought he’d have been older, even though 90 is some age, but I realise it’s because he’s always looked middle-aged. (I think he did a show with Alan Whicker about his (then) hi-tech house. Gemmill must’ve seen it as a young bot? ) Edit: it was on Nationwide- the only copy I can find is in this Facebook page. https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=1238815772975531&_rdr

Of course, Gary Hooper…

Hartson?

Bellamy?

No

Who was the first man to score for six clubs in the Champions League, but he has never won the competition – and he has played for five clubs that have won it .

Nottingham Forest, couldn’t tell you after that

Is it Peter Withe?

Atlee- Labour PM for the next six years. Hugely important figure in the creation of the Welfare State- it boils my piss that everyone knows of Über Cunts like Thatcher but Atlee is criminally under appreciated.

I’m off to my shed.

The Mrs. and her mates are having a Zoom party. It’s like 100 chickens squawking in a dustbin. Kill me now.

Anything less than 70 bpm

It fell off when I dipped it in the batter.

They normally put him in to sleep mode, do their thing, then boot him up again.

Turned out ok, considering I’ve got neither a deep-fat fryer or a thermometer so it was all done in big pan, old skool. Had a genuine CT moment with the batter- no lager, (and am I baallz wasting good beer on batter), so chucked leftover Prosecco in Worked a treat.

Every fucker else has too- can I fuck get bakers yeast anywhere

I’ve found several apps that can tell you how to get to hospital, for a very reasonable monthly subscription. Yuzacar or Gettabus are mint. £7.99 a month.

Is he a former foot soldier of the Toon Army?

Making Fish and Chips for tea tonight. Russet spuds for the chips, skins left on, just blanched them off for their first fry. Beer batter for the fish ( got Cod and Haddock fillet), I might even make some Mandelson Guacamole later, but doubtful because I fucking hate mushy peas