Monkeys Fist

Catts for me, like.

Lampard? edit; never mind, just reread

Joe Cole? Didn’t he play in ‘Murica?

Farage’s newest party- The Lemon Party

Cheeks and Morty are going to kick fuck out of him. Pray for Gibbo.

T minus 5 minutes to Gibbo’s finest hour.…

Because when Queeny pegs it, the entire South will shit itself?

Burnsy and Cheeks are suspiciously silent on this.…

Renton sounds older than I expected.

Paid for by a domino card they sent round at the last home game.

It comes from the medieval practice of cutting 4 horizontal slots above and in to the spleen of patients suffering from excessive grumpiness to release vapours and daemons. The practice died out when the less invasive practice of pulling the vapours out of their arse took over, which is also where I found this complete fabrication.

They had a hell of a time

Pictured alongside Man-E-Faeces.

Language! And don’t pick yer nose!

Blessed are the cheese makers.

Oof! Right in the knackers.

Cheaper to buy a few of these

Reading that, has he actually made the speech?

I did not realise Priti Patel was an actual poison dwarf.

Very soon they won’t need to worry about cameras.

I hope you said sorry.

Eh? They were never a goal down.

Gone for a Burton.

Yeah, but Labour would be a DISASTER! Let’s just get Brexit done.