Monkeys Fist

Mrs Fish “ Hello, Big Vern’s Glazing? Can you send someone to sort out my back end?”

“That lad” is you, isn’t it Nick?

“ There is… in the Cayman Islands”.

Tuna mayo with water/lettuce.

I’m just winding you up man My old man is from Washington.

Never realised you were a Mackem , Gloomy.

Please…metector.

Kids will do that to you.

Upright on Sky One. Comedy drama about a musician (Tim Minchin) and a young lass travelling across Australia in a ute with a piano. As a rule, Tim Minchin makes my fucking teeth itch, but this is really quite good ( I’ve not really sold it , but it’s worth a watch)

If this was sung at the match I think I’d die a happy chap.

Prostitutes have a purpose.

Sound. Don’t go visiting any exploding volcanos, though.

Could be worse, mate, you could be a Pimms drinking shithouse

Still, it’s taken the heat off Johnson refusing to look at the picture of the laddie on the hospital floor, so, job done Laura

Kuenssberg and Peston both tweeted that he’d been punched. That’s about as rigorous as Boris’ concept of parenthood.

CT still won’t know what’s wrong.

Someone should take a fucking running swedge at Johnson, if they’re calling that an attack, might as well get a decent dig at the fucker.

( although, I think they did originally contain meat).

Aye, when I read that story the other day, my first thought was also “ what kind of cunt doesn’t give it back?” People are cunts.

The media aren’t solely to blame for the rise of the Right, (Labour need to take a fucking good look at their utter failure to stop it over the last 5 years, too), but there’s been some blatant fuckery at play- not just the BBC, with their Tory QT audience plants etc, but the shocking amount of influence Murdoch, The Barclays, Rothermere etc have over UK politics is scandalous. Maybe I’m just getting salty because I’m fucking sick of it, but it fucking stinks to high heaven of “a cabal of mysterious Cuntish Businessmen” Edit; I’ve just seen Kuennsberg’s video of the “attack”. I retract everything I just said. It’s a fucking stitch up.