Monkeys Fist

I love his show, there’s always something on it I’ll add to my library. Went to see him DJ at the Wylam Brewery a couple of years ago and it was mint.

( I’ve known how to do it since Aeris ).

Tough Guy Mick

Just cough up some hockle and say “arsehole” backwards, they’ll never know the difference (also voted, the Unpronouncables are ahead, get yourself over to Newcastle Online @WelshGeordie and drum up some votes!).

There’s the rub.

Are these his carer’s instructions?

“ The financier has put together a group of figures on both the football and non-football side, in plans that go back some time.” Starts with R and rhymes with Gaffer.

Howay now eating raw steak Spot on

What a little bitch.

You honestly couldn’t make it up. Fucking incompetent cunts.

He’s in deep cover with Alex Jones.… … and still on Newcastle Online

Didn’t smell that bad, actually.

Just in case you missed it

7. Deano.

FYP.

These cubes aren’t moving. ( day-drinking isn’t good for me ).

“Bong eyed cucks”

Aerised YP.