Monkeys Fist

I was walking down Grey St. when I was a kid and saw Supermac walking up on the other side of the road. Bumped in to his knee.

My mate had a big white rat called Frank. Frank was the most chilled out rat I’ve ever known. ( done the thing, btw).

“ Portami lattine!”

Also used to make meals for Ray Kennedy who was a regular at a bistro I worked at on Dean St. Top bloke who was always up for a chat after we’d finished cooking.

I made a sandwich for Philippe Albert and Peter Beardsley once. Bacon and Brie for the big lad, sausage and egg for Quasi. Beat that.

Won’t Alan want them?

Say sorry.

I thought this was a bit much from Peter Moore. Talk about kicking a bloke when he’s down.

Oy vay!

I once tried to sign up to Israeltastic message board, but they were a bit too perpetual.

Oh the agony.

You’ll still hear them

… coughs…reasonable…coughs…major…coughs…fucking Brexit I largely agree with you, but that’s where being a politician comes in, persuading the people to accept change.

He’s right too- we’ll never get in on a “lefty” manifesto like Jezza tried. It’s too much for the Sun readers to take in one go Gain power with a “reasonable” opposition to the Far Right clusterfuck, then consolidate your position in power. Once that’s been done, you can start easing in more left-wing policy, but it’ll only ever work in stages.

Knee idea, have you?

Starmer’s conduct since becoming leader, and this in particular, give me a sliver of shiny hope in the murky slick of matte shit that’s UK politics. He’s given Johnson, The Tory party, and Corbyn and the Labour Party, a lesson in what it should mean to be a politician and a leader. PMQs are becoming ever more satisfying as he baits the Skinbag juuust enough for him to lose his blob and take the bait, then he hooks the fucker like Robson Green on a coke-fuelled extreme fishing trip. Every time. This RLB business is another example of his consummate leadership- sees the problem, executes the solution, dusts himself down, “fuck you-what’s next?” I knew he’d be an improvement on Corbyn, I didn’t realise how good he’d be. I hope he doesn’t fuck it up with something daft, like sending pics of him sounding his todger to Dianne Abbott or something.

When the facesucker xenomorph hatches out of the one bottom left, run like fuck.

Portion control is aaal ower Hexham there mind

We’d never criticise a Rosenthal on here.

I was going to stick my neck out and comment on this, and then I thought, “ fuck it- Dad joke”.

First question- “ Hands up if you’re not a cunt? “

Aye, they’ve knocked it back mate, on account of cruelty to camels in Saudi.

Didn’t know Roger Waters was a Leeds fan either …( three up from Osama, wearing shades).

You all type the same to him.