Monkeys Fist

RIP Although, bizarrely for a naturalist, he denied climate change.

Also voted Remain, was gobsmacked when the mackems voted Leave- “ Whey, they’ll lose Nissan and they’ve got nowt else gannin for them, Turkeys voting for Christmas, son.” He’s mint when he’s going off on one.

My old man is 84, refuses to use a postal vote as “ I can gan to the poll perfectly fine”, is a lifelong Labour voter and refuses to use Johnson’s name, preferring “ that lying shithouse”. I’m calling in tomorrow to walk along with him to vote.

After seven pints that’d be about the limit of my “would” too.

Aye, but “Jeremy Corbyn isn’t fit to be Prime Minister”, whereas Swinson just “isn’t fit”. Still would, after a pint or seven.

ASM out for a month with his hamstring. Read more… https://www.pleasereadmyshittyfuckingblogthatsinfestedwithfuckingads.co.fuckyou

Me too, which is why it’s so painful to see it’s News department hijacked by Torys. In every other department it’s superb.

Isn’t she her own editor? Genuinely asking btw, who edits her at the Beeb?

But… as the BBC Chief Political Editor, posting about political news, she should, at the very least, make sure what she’s posting isn’t utter bullshit.

“Sex yeti”

Thus, Brrrr…eggsit.

Proves my point- he’s a filthy sitter.

Ok, Cleanhands, how long do you keep your eggs at home like? Anything over a week and you may as well suck them straight out of a seagull’s hoop. Cupboard.

Cupboard. They aren’t stored in chilled cabinets at the supermarket, no need to put them in the fridge at home. However, if you do put them in the fridge, (before sitting down to wipe your filthy arse), you should keep them in there.

Eggs- fridge or cupboard?

He’s basically winging it.

Papstooned it

What the gibbering fuck is that?

Knob cheese de Boldon.