Monkeys Fist
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If you can manage the stairs and then find your bed I’ll be impressed.
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Southern shandy drinking la la?
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If it gets a bit crowded, just send them off on a nice day trip to… oooo… I dunno… the local volcano?
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Ask Chukka how that worked out.
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Some blokes, a tart, and snivelling rat.
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The soft cunt was nearly crying. Rancid.
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Well… fuck this. (Why didn’t Bridget get her speech ??? )
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Blyth. Gone
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Mackems Bridget by 3000 over Torys.
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Newcastle declaring… Labour.
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Wonder how the DUP are feeling? That’ll be them fucked off, won’t it?
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Blyth going to a recount, probably lost to Tories. Fuck every selfish little cunt.
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I’m not even joking now, Rise Up In The North!!!
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I’ve had QI on since Patel showed up.
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I still blame the Welsh Jews. (Sorry, my hearts not really in it.)
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This is my biggest fear, more so than fucking Brexit. And Patel can go and boil her fucking minge.
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Right, I’m forming the 1st Forest Hall Militia. Who’s in?
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Well, there might be some graft building the new Scottish Border crossings.
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Fuck me. We’re totally screwed if it’s right.
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I’d break Naga Munchetty’s hips.
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That’th very optimithic
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Tbf, it’s the only chance the filthy bastards will have to beat us for years.
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If they’re owt like their Dad they’ll be too fucking dense to realise.
