Monkeys Fist

Canny article about Trevor Lock, the copper who was one of the hostages here. Comes across as a thoroughly decent bloke, unsurprisingly. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-private-trauma-of-constable-lock-quiet-hero-of-the-iranian-embassy-siege-1960373.html

I remember watching it, and jumping up and down when they went in. (Also responsible for adding yet another steaming turd to Lewis Collins’ CV ).

Aye. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/ex-magpie-footballer-arrested-500000-drugs-1673994.amp

You can’t manage what you don’t have. Govt. issue.

Did you read the Times article PaddockLad posted the other day? ( course you didn’t, you’re just after bites, here’s a big chomp from me then). It’ll explain why it’s not “faux outrage” to be angry that our PM couldn’t be bothered to attend 5 COBRA meetings about the threat from Corona virus, because he chillin’ with his bitch. Or that the fuckers who could be bothered to attend those meetings ignored the advice that multiple experts gave them, multiple times, about taking it seriously. Read it. Doesn’t blame China or 5G though.

Ok

It’s because they put economy before lives, in a nutshell. They delayed introducing lockdowns against all their scientist’s advice, and cost unnecessary loss of lives by doing so. Because they’re a pack of cunts.

Where Joelinton couldn’t hit a barndoor with a banjo, Watson would just barge through the thing. Or something. He also managed 14 goals.

I actually know this ( thanks Ma Fist). The puzzle you make is what the character in the picture provided would see. So, it’s a jigsaw without a picture to work from. Or something.

Can’t run out of gowns if you never had them.

Ma Fist is a jigsaw maniac- bought her 7-8 2000+ piece ones at the start of lockdown, she’s on to her last one this week. She’s 80 this year

The follow-up. “ 365 Hobbies in 365 Days- How to fill the Gaping Maw of Sadness” All proceeds donated to Budgie Rescue in memory of dear, departed Peter.

I blame 5G.

CT, walking to SJP from Boldon to stand on the Terraces with Tony ( worst PM of his lifetime)

I make my kids stare at bricks. It’s free and it passes the time. Here, have a go, you’ll love it.

And, don’t forget…

You know, I’m not afraid to admit when I’ve been wrong, it’s how we grow as a person and hopefully I learn from my mistakes. t00nraider2 here has finally shown me that I can be wrong about a person, even when I’ve made a fairly solid judgement of them, and for that I thank them. I’d always believed Michael Owen was the dullest, most fucking tedious little cunt on the planet, and here’s t00nraider2 just blowing him out of the water.

You need to sign up to https//.yeastyboys.co.uk, local craft bakers in Heaton. They’ll show you how, and tell you when, to feed it.

He did.

When there’s dirty hookers outside Forest Hall Greggs willing to take it up the wrong’un (dry) for £20, I’ll believe you. Meanwhile, I raise my can and salute your optimism.

If there’s any TV/film company that’s consistently turning out programmes better than the BBC Natural History department is like to see it, and that goes for any genre. Everything they do, without fail, is world class. An American pal of mine was fucking livid a few years back when one of Attenborough’s series was released over there with Neil Degrasse-Tyson narrating instead of him.

If there was a non-partisan emergency government in place, dealing with this crisis, then aye, political criticism could be put on hold. As it is, we’ve got Cunts Inc. running the show, like a flock of headless fucking chickens. Personally, I think they’re getting off lightly at the moment. When we’re allowed back out of our cages, they’ll be mincemeat.

“Chop his fucking hands off”

I actually feel a bit sorry for the no-socks skinny jeans chin-minged little irrelevance. Imagine growing up in Middlesbrough, spending your whole life thinking “ get me out of this shithole”, you get to 18 and think- “ University! Get in! I’m free!”… but then being so dense you end up doing Business Studies. In Hull.

He probably isn’t feeling it right now, but he’s lucky it was the drunken hippy that outed him, and not the angry bogtrotter.