Monkeys Fist

Gary Oldman, good actor bloke? Which old cockney bint are we talking here, I’m not what you’d call an avid viewer of the Misery.

Can we just call him Big Mo from here on in, it’s a proper mouthful that.

The last vestige of his dignity?

We humans have that feature also, we call them “eyes”. I can also just check my latest entry on “Wheresmysammichbitch!” -great app.

Aero bread ( it’s looks very nice, tbh).

As a half-turnip, this must make you momentarily less miserable?

Full of sweaty Frenchmen? Dangerous.

Get fucking Gloom Hollywood here!

Definitely haven’t opened a sneaky can

I wonder if Keys is wary of Velcro?

Mad bantz

Fuck the pair of you.

“Readers”. That’s very charitable of you.

Almost word for word Beat me to it.

At least he’s squeaky clean himself though, and not the type of cunt who’d bang his daughter’s mate whilst his wife was suffering from cancer.

Must be a right fucker having to shave your hands.

What’s important here is that we beat the Welsh mackems, Nantymoel, the filthy touchers.

Our man Callum has already rang Barkley to offer his support

I’ve been saying it for a while now, man the barricades comrades. Bloody revolution is coming, and I quite fancy our side to come out swinging

Answered my own question. Yes. According to this, there’s several. ( to keep any lurking mackems happy, I entered 1990- present day for the numbers. {I also did it from 1900 to present and it changed fuck-all} ) https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/transfers/einnahmenausgaben/statistik/plus/0?ids=a&sa=&saison_id=1990&saison_id_bis=2019&land_id=&nat=&pos=&altersklasse=&w_s=&leihe=&intern=0 We’re 18th with a total spend of £849.28million. Mackems, hilariously, are on £502 million

I’m curious- is there a table of total, all time spending on player transfers? Has any club spent £1billion or more? I’d be surprised if anyone has.

Don’t worry lads, if we need a player they’ll just off a few dissidents and sell their estate. Sorted