Monkeys Fist

Fuck me, have I become Mug-Righter?

To say nothing of the total lack of any evidence of where the money is going? Even a Paypal means fuck all- I’d like to see a receipt from the NHS for the “funds raised” from the previous raffles. Maybe he is legit… and maybe my cock is wrapped in purple velvet with gold plated trim.

Aye. Does this smell worse than week old prawns to you too?

https://m.facebook.com/jasonselbyautographs/posts/2699775356919652#!/photo.php?fbid=2699121636985024&id=100006616419502&set=a.2042673835963144&source=48 Who won this one, Shaun Quigley aye? Can you send us a link to his FB page, it’s just that I don’t see him in the comments. Maybe he PMed you, so you can send the screen grab of that if you like Jason @nufc2020 ?

Call me a cynic, but there’s something fucky about this.

Is that enough time for everyone to forget their club played a paedophile to try to save them from relegation, even though they were fully aware of his crimes?

All I could make out is “ What the fuck is the matter…” What else did he say? Also, why was she talking about a “dogging lady” at the start?

We all know how much those nice Qataris love their human rights. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Qatar “But you can’t blame Nasser Al-Khelaifi, ( PSG President and BeIn Sports chairman), for the failings of his countries government!” , might be the cry from our vocal, hand-wringing critics. Thats Nasser Al-Khelaifi, ( PSG President and BeIn Sports chairman), who was also made Minister Without Portfolio in the Qatari Government in 2014.

Depends

Whilst everyone and their dog are having a dig at us for being pleased, it’s maybe worth noting that the Chairman of BeIn Sports, Nasser Al-Khelaifi, who’s also President of PSG, the same BeIn Sports crying about dirty tricks from the Saudis, isn’t exactly squeaky-clean himself. In October 2017, the Swiss courts opened an investigation against him for suspicion of private corruption in the allocation of television rights for the World Cups 2026 and 2030 for the North Africa and Middle East zone. In March 2019, he is placed under the status of witness assisted by the French courts. On 23 May 2019, he was indicted for active bribery in an investigation into the 2017 and 2019 Doha nominations for the World Championships in Athletics. "These facts do not concern him", pleads his lawyer who believes that Nasser Al-Khelaïfi is innocent. In February 2020, Swiss prosecutors dropped the charge of bribery but indicted Al-Khelaifi for inciting Jérôme Valcke “to commit aggravated criminal mismanagement." So, I believe the correct moral response to BeIn Sports, and their more hirsute employees, would be … ” Get fucked, you massive hypocrites.”

He’s been doing them daily.

As Champions of the World in-waiting, can I direct you lads who haven’t yet voted here… Our egg-chasing brethren in West England need a second or two of your time to get in to the last eight. Fuck The Nantymoel Mackems!

Done. Is Bonymaen Walesese for Skinny Bloke?

When I’m out burning rubber on the velociped all I can smell is my awesomeness.

Can you imagine the state the mackems would be in now if this was takeover was them? They'd be in fucking tatters , not through worry that it might not happen ( it’s happening), but the loss of all their “special friendships” would have them blubbering like a newly divorced lass.

That would be funny if he’d fucking had one.

Aye he was all fucking legs, like. I remember him tall. Tall and shit.

Fuck that, he’d get an easy ride in Riyadh. Tie him to a Mackem and set them loose in the Bigg Market first night the pubs reopen.

I wasn’t that avid a fan, I might be now

Glen Keeley I remember Da Fist saying “ he’s bloody useless son- he’d get lost on a rollercoaster.”

Bloody hell- is that her?

https://inews.co.uk/news/science/starlink-satellites-tracker-elon-musk-spacex-satellite-how-see-uk-tonight-2545078 Details of how to spot the Spacex satellite trains this week.

Nurse!

Fuck me. That’s insane.