Monkeys Fist

Fuck. Have I got to vote for The Cuntservatives now?

In a straight fight, Bodie would absolutely lace Doyle.

I’m sure the world will be devastated

Which parts?

https://youtu.be/piNZzUFIqxU

Wykiki’d YP

No pubes.

No sweat.

Is it too early to start this? Any way- here goes for starters; Vera Lynn Prince Phillip, followed shortly by… The Queen Wild card- Morrisey.

Archer is a quick hit of easy laughs too.

Did he have a conehead and stink of duck?

How quickly, to the nearest nanosecond, do you think Farage’s backers would pull the rug out from under him at the first hint of him courting the left wing?

Coward lovers

Because he’s a massive racist?

And we love sticking by the result of refendums, come what may, don’t we

What will his next single issue party after that be? The GoHomeBlackPeople Party The ItWasBetterBeforeTheGays Party Give your fucking heads a shake lads.

I’d prefer to get to a point where a bloke who’s failed to become an MP multiple times has a far lesser say in British politics.

Tory press will crucify her at the first hurdle over this…

Happy Birthday Noelie. Here’s some filth from when you were a young buck

So, a stand-up shit. I hope you stayed in the optimum position to wipe.

Red Kite? I’ll have a listen while I cook Sunday lunch later.

One way they could regain trust is by not employing a shitload of fucking Torys in the news department.

I didn’t. Didn’t realise they were still touring tbh.