Monkeys Fist

It’ll be the League One version- some bloke in a hand-written t-shirt “ Blud on ya’s hands” riding his son’s BMX down Wessington Way, posted on Tik-Tok.

Aye, you’d think they’d be experts at keeping folk locked away

In order to help curb the spread though, it’s important you avoid using your mobile phone.

That’s all of them, isn’t it?

I think he’d have evely light to be outlaged.

At least he got the signatures he needed I wonder if his cunning plan was… “Ah’ll gerraall me Marra’s to sign thi…oh… fuck”

Got to give them the benefit of the doubt, haven’t you

I’ve noticed that too mate. Took the laddie out for our daily cycle and it was noticeably busier than it has been the last week or so. Not only more people, but they seemed to be taking less notice of the 2m rule, too. All the lads in the pub tonight had noticed this too, and we were suitably pissed off. People are cunts.

Fuck off you League One, paedophiie supporting, bitter, sister-fucking, Neanderthal cunt.

Thrapped Around Your Finger? Ayatollah isn’t the only one getting pissed and nekkid. Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52408885

It’ll be a clean death.

Thrapping In A Bottle

Nowt wrong with a bit goat , tbh.

Nice! That’s George Berry and John McAlle, though. No idea who the other bloke is.

I wouldn’t begrudge Tino a little bit of blood money, the raging mentalist. He’s never been shy about his fondness of us.

Do they explain why we’d need to stay home in the event of us attacking China?

There are some unimaginably stupid people around. Coronavirus: Twitter bans incitement to attack 5G towers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52395158

If anyone else is so bored they’re looking up pics of Olive from On The Buses in the nip, just know that it does pass.

It is.

The actress’s name is a short version of a Tolstoy novel Deleted my previous clue as it was piss easy

Kids aren’t allowed in The Shed.

Since we’re on the subject, guess who this is? (I’ve NSFWed it, even though none of us are at work )

Cans for breakfast?