Monkeys Fist
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Confirmed?
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Aye, most folk just think it was them, Mallory is one of those “ did he or didn’t he?” For me, making it back safely is a necessary factor to claim the summit, so whether he got there or not, he’s not having Doug’s title. Others disagree, but it’s not been proved they (Mallory and Irving) actually got there.
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I’d guess the hardest bit would be making up untrue Trumpisms, considering the shite he’s actually said?
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He’s not wrong.
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I’m having Titty Hill btw Close enough. Whenever I drive up to Edinburgh/Aberdeen, I pass a place called Cockenzie which always gets a little chuckle
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Close- it was a Bonington-led expedition in 1975 on the SW Face. Doug Scott ( English) Dougal Haston ( Sweaty) Doug Scott is one of the most nails mountaineers there’s ever been, I reckon. Look up his descent of The Ogre, with Bonington, for one of the most “ fuck right off, you should be dead” stories.
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I’m not fluent in Sweaty, but I’d guess it’s Titty Hill or something similar? Any ideas on the first English Everest summiteers?
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
How desperate for clicks does he have to be? -
“Dad, why’s that strange man shouting at the statue?” ” Come away son, it’s not safe”.
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What’s mint, is that all of these occurred within the last 5 years , with the exception of Bent’s Mam, which was over 10 years ago- the last time they could attract players of his quality.
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Here you go, fuckers Who was the first Englishman to summit Mt. Everest?
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The answer is invariably Salma
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Did you win? Do you want some utterly pointless trivia for the next one? ( assuming you all set each other questions?) I have a ridiculous amount of quiz worthy, but otherwise fucking useless, facts. 😂 ( yes, I’m a sad case).
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You on the beers or the vino?
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Last minute decision to have a wee BBQ, totally uninfluenced by mild day-drinking. 😂 I’ve been having a bit of a duck eggs love-in lately, farm shop near me is selling them and they’re fucking amazing. So, the salad is getting a couple of soft-boiled ones hoyed on last minute as a lovely eggy dressing.
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#mackemlogic engaged. Run along son, no one cares what you “think”.
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@Howay now chasing live cattle around a field with a knife and fork in hand. Fucking get in to him
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“ You lot” Mask kicked in the corner with his empty cans of Blue Pop. Fuck off back to your hovel. *Hypocrisy btw, if you’re going to play Billy Big Words, get them right.
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Imagine getting banned from everywhere for dullardery
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
You don’t Say(ers). -
Your Mag mask slipped a bit there Marra. Imagine, soon we’ll know how sunderland feel, down in Division Three being “everyone’s cup final”. Shat on any seats lately?
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FYP.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
No one cares about sunderland though. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’d agree with most of this, except the bit about them sueing the Velcro Beast. It’d be far funnier if they offered him a job, just to watch the twat back pedalling like Eddie Merckx as he smelt the money.
