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  1. Monkeys Fist
    No chance- You’ll only spend it on donkeys and bombs.
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    I hope he shits his pants in Boldon Dogs car park…again.
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    Be a good boy.
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    Black Eye Friday today- are we all too old and middle class for this now, or are any of you radge packets going out for pints and fights today?
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    This sounds like a shit Eastern European porn plot- the lass will have a minge like Chewbaccas back
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    Me too. What are the chances of that, eh?
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    And his lasses
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    The mackems are building one in pennywell, for when they get kicked out of the SoS.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Don’t want to be getting him excited, try this instead…
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    SIX Finger Death Punch?
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    https://youtu.be/r-7bVZYy_ds
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    “ What do you want for pudding, dear?” ” fucken crisps”
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    I knew a blind lass who was the most mild-mannered, shy, and reserved person imaginable, but, out of the blue, she threw a bukkake party and invited over 20 total strangers. She still doesn’t know what came over her.
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    “Maybe”.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Not a bus wanker, though. A van wanker. (why is an ex-footballer driving a van?)
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Presumably catching a flight to Rotterdam for a three-way?
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    Wykiki isn’t that bad, Gloomy.
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    Nice to see Gallagher’s environmentally aware by recycling his mam’s old tea towels.
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    Neil Shipperly sentenced for choking the chicken in public. His defence lawyer is having a laugh… “Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question.” Neil Shipperley sentenced for public masturbation https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639
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    Social media awash with scorn for 'sloping toilet' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50835604 Wipe Out the Sitters! ( pun absolutely intended.).
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