Monkeys Fist

Fucking hell.

Probably got hungry and ate his common sense. edit; fuckery and magic

Good Golly.

It’s ok to be small mate.

3 kids- oof! How do they cope with you?

Peace be upon him.

The testing was fucking horrible btw - three swipes of the throat, and it is your throat, not inside your mouth. Then the same swab is buried up your nose for 15 seconds, lodged somewhere between the back of your eyeball and your brain. I gagged like a £5 prozzy ( there’s a “recovery area” after the testing station, so I’m guessing people were spewing too).

No, I’m pleased it’s negative, means we can leave the house again for rides etc. I’d like to have known whether or not I did have it though. Still alive, got cold beer, not a mackem

I eventually got a test at IKEA on Thursday, result came today - negative. Still don’t know if I had it, my A&E nurse sis-in-law is pretty sure I did. The test I was given, though, only tells you if there are traces of the virus on the day of the test. I’d need an antibody test, which isn’t available to me Still, beers tonight with the BBQ

And blind? Sure the two are linked

Do they even need the lift? Didn’t they close the upper level

They didn’t just swallow their shite, they sprinkled Parmesan on it, drizzled some olive oil and hoyed a cherry tomato on it. Then took pictures of their new shizza for everyone to see.

He’s telling the Saudis, who are one of the most criticised regimes on the planet, that they’ll need a thick skin. Bright lad, Charlie.

This is just what I’d expect to hear from you and your lot.

At least one of them is honest. “What ever method they choose isn't going to be favourable on us , let's face it we just havnt been good enough and we dont deserve it”

Bonty? Does it taste like coconut?

Aye.

Guess what Trophyshy’s name is?

Life’s hard on the Boldon Breadline.

If you balance a cherry tomato on top of the tv, everything will look just that little bit better.

Wraith’s next book will be “ The Mansour Brothers- Mecca’s Gangland Underbelly” They only chopped the hands off their own- nice blokes really, loved their mam. It’ll be his bestseller and may even reach double figures.

“ Don’t tell him Pike!”

Can you translate this bit for me, I’m not a German speaker. “24.05.2020” Cheers Meenz.