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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Joelinton and Almiron’s long awaited goal blitz is coming- Hat trick each, plus one from the defence. 7-0 You know, I think Ashley might finally be getting the hang of this football lark.
  2. I’ve messaged Nandy and told her if she’s ever offered a taxi from a bloke that looks like the human Big Bird, to drop everything and run. Just run.
  3. Ah! Nice one mate, I’ll have a watch- love Peter Mullan.
  4. It’s fucking freezing out here in the garage.
  5. I know nothing about it, but is it based on this… https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofScotland/The-Eilean-Mor-Lighthouse-Mystery/
  6. She’s an eight- as in “ tits on a pig?” “8”.
  7. One for Gemmill’s 7pm sausage party.
  8. By the looks of his pig, they’ll fuck anything too, including sheep…
  9. Candidate for the unluckiest bloke on the planet? Spanish chemical plant explosion kills man 3km away https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51113132 (Terrifying to think a 1tonne lump of steel could be blown 2 miles! )
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