Monkeys Fist

Fucking have that.

Ah, the Shitting Forecast.

Pose suggestively beside Orlando’s Column? https://www.atlasobscura.com/things-to-do/dubrovnik-croatia

I’m off to Dundee for three weeks on Sunday. Fuck off.

Spaniels then?

At least he doesn’t look like Digne…

Why has Pickford got tits and a crop-top

It’ll likely be the other way round… Bentaleb whips out a pack of Seabrooks Tomato Ketchup flavour, from his Special Edition stash, and almost instantly, hundreds of metres away across the training pitches, Bruce’s nose starts twitching like a Mexican ringpiece. He sidles up to the new boy, taps him on the shoulder and says, “ Giz one man” ”No chance, these are a discontinued rarity, Boss!”, exclaims our latest recruit “ Arr, go on man,” says Bruce, “ just a quick Nabil!”

Have you got nice tits?

Only because his staff disguised it as a burger order for his Tuesday Treat.

29? How old was she when she had your daughter?????

Each ?

Essembee will be sitting with a pack Kleenex and a bottle of baby oil tonight, watching Pickford like a hawk.

I think you might be right, they are some fine motherfuggin’ swine. Definitely cheesy…

He’s cut his mushroom penis off just after he spaffed on the spuds on the right

But half an inch of butter.

I keep telling myself that.

Terrible drivers on the one side, the worst, worsest.

A tinderbox which Trump is gleefully throwing petrol and matches at… On Saturday - On Sunday,

Getting the train in Italy? I’ve heard they’re pretty decent.

Not at all mate- I doubt we’ll hear anymore about this, unless Johnson and his cronies can work out how to make millions from it.

A good job Twitter was in its infancy when we had Boumsong.

Never fails.

That’ll be him away for another year.

No worries. 1) If you couldn’t give a flying fuck, do nothing, just carry on with your day. 2) If you live on Teeside and poke Romanian hookers, bang on about this ( whatever this is) for the next few weeks. Done. Option 1) wins by 99 votes to 1.