Monkeys Fist

Punchlines are important but they’re nowt without the hook.

Oof

I’ll have an A please Bob.

That’s only because he could neither spell nor explain apostasy.

I found Amateur Anal Destruction 4 to be very educational.

I just watch fillums.

Have you tried lube?

I think it could well have been. I’m getting old and the memory is feeling the effects of my stoner youth.… ( btw, you tried that place at Four Lane Ends, same people that have Slice in the Grainger Market?)

I make them with the Fistlets, so its much about the chance for them to fuck about and make a mess, but also surreptitiously teach them basic cooking skills. It is a fuck on though. ( you tried that place at Four Lane Ends, same people that have Slice in the Grainger Market?)

I wouldn’t hold your breath.

The wonders of modern wanknology.

Pixel tits ain’t my thang.

If you do get The Witcher , you’ll get your arse kicked in the first few levels until you get the hang of it, but stick with it. Its excellent. ( and as Rayvin says, the cyber-nookie is hilarious )

Leicester. The Home of Crisps.

And hockle.

FYP

Do they smell of elderberrys?

He is, but in his defence, Gemmill’s mate is right- the character is meant to be absolutely deadpan emotionless.

It’s fucking amazing mind, all these daft cunts that shouted for Brexit, suddenly realising what they’ve done when it bites them on the arse. Farmers will be next. Then the mackems at Nissan. Stupid. Fucking. Cunts.

RIP. What an absolute legend.

Yes