Monkeys Fist

What odds Juanita at the top right and Bumbelina bottom right are the same person ?

This one’s for the pink seaters.

FYP

It really is fucking criminal incompetence.

Oh, you cheeky chap

Aye, that’d still be a fair achievement.

If you just delete the “N” then it only spells CUT.

Brutal.

Wor Zaharaddeen is a top gadgie. His brother Juanoffthewrist lives in Spain with his lovely wife Beenflikka. Truly international family, the Wankas.

We’re not talking about eyebrows, Chromedome

“Zed’s dead, baby, zed’s dead… so he is”

Fuck off

That makes me think maybe he hasn’t got dirt, because if he had, he’d clearly have ended up paired with the filthy looking red-haired one, with the tiddies.

Grown adults who refer to a fucking dog or cat “finding it’s forever home”. Fuck off. ( Especially when it’s Jo Brand on some shite pet programme that my Mrs is watching with no shame). Fuck off twice!

Thank God. I was regretting posting the above novel.

Back in a minute, I’m off to the shed.

Not a patch on AJ

Looks like this week might be the week Mike Ashley finally gets the hang of this football lark.

Winter is a decent bloke- clearly enjoyed a privileged upbringing, but he’s not gone the cunt route. He’s a trustee for Alive and Kicking, which seems like a decent thing. I doubt there’s many other sports journalists bother their arses with anything beyond where their next cheque is coming from.

What amused me about that article detailing the mackem’s spectacular collapse was the fact that of all the managers they’ve had over the last decade, the one they hate the most, Bruce, was their longest serving. He must’ve had his tongue so far up Short’s hoop he could clean his teeth.

That cunt definitely has some dirt on someone very important, because there’s no other explanation to how he’s robbed a living since retiring from his hacking career.

Paul Ross will say owt to get on telly, mind.