Monkeys Fist

https://youtu.be/eP5RwXLkNIg

It’s a classic case of Cunnus Hereditarium, where their cuntish behaviour comes from a belief that they deserve the best of everything because of who they are. Often manifests itself in the wearing of bright red, pink or green chinos and rugger shirts.

Owned by Mike Ashley, sponsored by Chinese online gambling company.

The fact “Clear White Light” by Lindisfarne isn’t and never has been our walk on song should be a source of shame. Proper local band, mint song with a rousing chorus bittybob. ( I also find the thought of 50,000+ pissed up geordies trying to hit the harmonies funny as fuck).

Also “O Fortuna” by Carl Orff. ( Way better than that fucking dirge by PlasticGeordie Knopfler).

Whum?

Native burial sites blown up for US border wall https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51449739 What a fucking throbber.

OK.

I think we should build a passenger catapult from Wales to Holland, made of cheese, paid for by Mexico.

Where would you put the border controls on that- halfway?

Is that a question or a statement?

Aye, but that’s only because puffs are too soft to play football.…

Is his arm freakishly long?

He likes dressing up now, too? Kinky bitch!

The fucking state of those net curtains.

If you want something done properly, do it yourself.…

The evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

Ilsa the She Wolf of the SS (aka Dyanne Thorne), has pegged it aged 83. I may have a shamewank in memorium later.

Also available from Scarfguy… Do you see gold and white or do you see a dirty shit stain?

All sounds like a bit of a cock up, tbh.

FYP

I’m not sure if the price includes craVATe.

The sheer neck of this bloke Scarfguy…

Deeyul, Marra.