Monkeys Fist

It’s all the media’s fault. Fuck me , utterly shameless.

He’s not a very good liar, is he?

Proper sob story this

As ever, with this lot, they’ve missed the 4pm deadline.

Who’s this Tory lickspittle with the Union Jack? What a self-abuser. edit; Tom Harwood- none the wiser. I’ll stick with Tim Cuntbutdim

I hope it goes as well as Game of Thrones then.

Glaxo don’t have video conferencing?

What do you call a MLF cracking open the champagne? “ Waiter!”

Oh I really hope he does.

No need if Harry’s out sunbathing.

Meanwhile , in Hobbiton New Zealand's PM stayed calm during an earthquake on live TV https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52794434

So, who’s next on the ever increasing list of unelected Tory PM’s? Gove? Sunak? Some other lying cunt?

She’s driving to Scotland to seek childcare.

Is that entirely legal? Surely she can’t just fuck off to the US with them?

PMQs should be fun this week Starmer.…

Dianne seems to be on your mind a lot at the minute.

Outside. Now.

Given the delicious way this has been drip-fed, I’d expect nothing less than video footage of him, cuddling his parents or something.

“ Could be”

This could be interpreted several ways, I could go down the “Wykiki isn’t getting any” route, but far better to assume the best, and give you some shed-time.

That’s what we all hoped he’d be allowed to do in his first time here, and I can’t see any reason why 18 months or whatever would change that. I’d be going all-out to get him back, with someone like Pochettino as a back up if it didn’t work, not the other way round.

Why certainly!

Given the choice between Rafa and Pochettino as our first post-Fat Cunt manager, the fact is we don’t have a choice- as usual. That being said, Rafa is a no-brainer for me. He already knows the club, players and what’s needed to improve, he is hugely popular with the fan base, and has an exemplary record. He’s a known entity as far as NUFC is concerned, and would hit the ground running. I’m not saying Pochettino is a worse manager or anything, just that I think we’d get a trophy a season or two faster under Rafa than Wor Maurice. I also think that if you brought him in as manager with a remit to win the club a trophy, he could then move to DOF ( if that’s something he’d be interested in) and bring in a younger manager to work in tandem with him. There’s admittedly a lot of speculation involve in the above, but if I was in charge of the club, it’d be the route I’d explore first.