Monkeys Fist
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Last month Mrs. F. bought half a dozen of the most bogging table lamps I’ve ever seen. We had a break-in this weekend and the burglar nicked them. I’m delighted.
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I don’t think he grasped the gravity of the situation.
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Late to the party, but Norsemen on Netflix is mint.
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“ Respect me fuckin authoriteh, wassock!”
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Bends the knee, whips out a ring… ” Sorry”.
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Can’t be racist if all the brown folk have been deported
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Fancy going full Snowden here Alex, spill the beans?
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Taxi for Lisa
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Fuck off, you ignorant Tory cunt. There.
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My old man has been very ill lately, tried everything, even alternative medicine- he spent weeks covering himself in duck fat. It hasn’t worked… he’s gone downhill really fast.
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Could’ve been worse.…
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“Take us to Brize Norton, take us straight into the medical facility and let us do our quarantine there by people who can speak our language."
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Nowt up front. -
Is that one of the perks of flying 1st class?
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I travel by boat but send my staff ahead by plane.
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Sounds like you don’t think she enough?
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Aye, but he’s also a cunt- there’s a reasonable way to deal with it, which he isn’t doing.
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She’ll be General AOC of the World Resistance by then. Rise up brothers, class war is coming.
