Monkeys Fist

I’m washing my hair, and I’m bald.

You should change your name to Ray. Ray O’Sunshine.

Aye, him and their manager at the time, Mike Jeffreys, fucked them over good and proper.

https://twitter.com/nevillesouthall/status/1234466863482130443?s=21

I’ll have to watch that. Ma Fist worked there and was friends with t’ Animals, ( as I’m sure I’ve mentioned before ) This is one of her snaps of them from 1965, backstage at the A Go-Go, after they’d got rid of Alan Price, who by all accounts was a massive cunt.

FYP

Can’t get a word in edgeways here.

That’s no way to speak about TDanSmith.

Nah, it’s only a regular sized bin.

I wonder if Xenu the Volcano God helped him out, since he’s a mental Scientologist?

Sgt. Peppers?

He’s already been unfaithful to her as he’s fucked the entire country.

“ Everything is proceeding as I have foreskin”.

If only there was someone who’s job it was to COACH those kind of errors out of them.

Funny you mention clean-the name Bamburgh comes from the Anglo-Saxon “Bebbanburg”, which translates as “polish those fucking stones, serf!”

Here’s a nice one.

He’s asked for a glass coffee table as a wedding gift.