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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. Time to die.
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    Bung the hole.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    That’s quite a range. Also, you can probably get £500-£1000 for that if you sell it. Also+1, give it a wipe, you throbber
  4. Monkeys Fist
    If it’s in the fireplace, how is it taking up space?
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Is it usable? Imagine the hip points when you bake sourdough in an antique oven.
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    I can’t think of a good reply to that.
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    What if his Mrs. has one of these? Perfectly innocent explanation
  9. Monkeys Fist
    How do you even discover that being brushed by machete-wielding burglars is what gets you going? Is there a gateway kink that leads to it? Baffling
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Pussy Boys, says it right there on the box.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, same here.
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    Fixed
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    Aye If Cobain was still alive, I doubt there’d ever be a reunion.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    I was also going to say “how long before there’s designer fashion masks?”, but I’m way too late for that. https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/stylish-face-masks-to-shop-now
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Where do you sit, and why is it in the Stadium of League 1?
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    https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2020/jun/03/nirvana-krist-novoselic-praises-trumps-strong-and-direct-protest-speech
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    They’ll create a task force for masks. The Mask Force.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    They’ve been scrutinising their contracts with their mates’ companies (that have “won” virus-related work)to make sure they get paid.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Pedro Withe?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Maddie- “ Lockdown, pffft… amateurs”
  21. Monkeys Fist
    “Might be”
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Poor Susanna, trying her best.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846 Strewth!
  24. Monkeys Fist
    But now, you want one.
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