Monkeys Fist

Getthefuckin!

I just bought a universal remote control. I thought to myself “ Well, this changes everything”.

Ffs

Pelanty?

That’s the first red against one of our opponents since last February.

Did he mention his dead wife or was he not getting paid enough ?

Fuck me gently.

So, are we going to have a sweepstake on the first Toontastic poster to get the Lurgy? Paddocklad is front runner at the minute, I’ll put myself up for it as my wee lassie is away to Northern Italy on a school ski trip tomorrow, Quiff is a risk because of all the dodgy Chinese Kamagra he’s necking, and Noelie is our eldest poster, so he’s automatically doomed.

The most at-risk are the elderly and those with poor health.… …

By all accounts he was a proper Little Hitler.

Why “must” the shadow chancellor be a woman? Surely the main deciding factor should be that they’re the best person for the job, not whether or not they’re a splitarse? Should they also have blonde hair, a son, and play electric guitar?

FYP

He’s gone Brazilian- A little landing strip above a massive fanny.

Hopefully whatever airlines remain will take over their routes? Also, someone should tell the bloke in that article (that lost his flight to Paris), how to look “gutted”, because he’s currently shite at it.

Pickford has arms?

Mum, with Lesley Manville and Peter Mullan is also very good.

Aye, it really is good.

As long as Anne Widdecombe isn’t on it.

Pelanty!

I’d give my left nut to have either one back in charge right now, tbh.

I’d rather watch that than Strictly Come Fucking Dancing.