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I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles.
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Typical Gallic disdain for authoritaaay. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Hon hee hon, etc.
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I prefer monkeys blood and a flake.
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You’d hope even his Mam would have some standards.
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This is level fuckwittery. Hopefully it’ll be up there with “they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance”, in the pantheon of famous last words.
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If Dorries has given Johnson the virus I wonder if we’ll see a more vigorous response? I doubt it. Fuck the plebs. edit; just seen Tom’s post above. FFS!
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That’ll be the first time in a long time for him.
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How does that go again, Ted?
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Look at his twitter handle thingy. “ Totally obsessed theese Mags, Marra!”
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Why are you sharing algae with your coworkers? Pervert.
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Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus.
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“She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last Thursday. “
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It’s gone. What was it?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Shit Lip Smith. -
Hessenhoosenwoahyafucka's lads v Newcastle FC
Monkeys Fist replied to Howmanheyman's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
He said poetic. -
Sainsbury’s has totally run out of dried pasta… all because of a fusilli panic buyers.
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If I’m suffering, you all are.
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I was going to pick her up in a paper suit and face mask that I have in my dungeon work bag, but the Mrs. put the blockers on. The level of bed-wetting from some of Longbenton’s finest rednecks is top notch entertainment.
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Hessenhoosenwoahyafucka's lads v Newcastle FC
Monkeys Fist replied to Howmanheyman's topic in Newcastle Forum