Monkeys Fist

I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles.

Typical Gallic disdain for authoritaaay. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Hon hee hon, etc.

I prefer monkeys blood and a flake.

You’d hope even his Mam would have some standards.

This is level fuckwittery. Hopefully it’ll be up there with “they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance”, in the pantheon of famous last words.

If Dorries has given Johnson the virus I wonder if we’ll see a more vigorous response? I doubt it. Fuck the plebs. edit; just seen Tom’s post above. FFS!

That’ll be the first time in a long time for him.

How does that go again, Ted?

Look at his twitter handle thingy. “ Totally obsessed theese Mags, Marra!”

Why are you sharing algae with your coworkers? Pervert.

Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus.

“She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last Thursday. “

It’s gone. What was it?

Shit Lip Smith.

He said poetic.

Sainsbury’s has totally run out of dried pasta… all because of a fusilli panic buyers.

If I’m suffering, you all are.

I was going to pick her up in a paper suit and face mask that I have in my dungeon work bag, but the Mrs. put the blockers on. The level of bed-wetting from some of Longbenton’s finest rednecks is top notch entertainment.