Monkeys Fist

God help her when he actually sees that - his little mushroom will be pushing against the diaper as the unmarked secret service cars pull up at her house to “invite her to an audience with the Prez”.

Did he just 50% call you a wanker? Fight!

Wouldn’t it be Islamophobic as opposed to racist?

Well, maybe it’s time this racist game was broken.

Farage is only 56. Fucking hell, he’s only four years older than me.

Women thinking. Bless.

Hismione Granger?

Italian bloke rings the docs for a medical, and is asked to bring a specimen with him. “ ‘Ow am I gonna do tha? I don’t know any astronauts!” I Thangew.

I’m guessing I’d be cancelled for referring to this as a blobstrop, then?

I was hoping you’d pull me for using “upmost”. Your slacking in your old age, Fish.

On Wallsend High St, but shut down because nobody could find it.

1987- before the place was infested with Mackem replica tops. Still shite though.

Calm down man. Bunter is a troll, he’s doing his upmost to wind people up.

“Support Bubble” will be the new phrase we’ll all be pig-fucking-sick of hearing within two days.

You sly old dog.

No.

Looks like Starmer is getting more combative with him, which is great, as it exposes the fleshbag’s floundering even more.

I thought Kid Curry was great in it, and I wanted a watch like his. Now, off you fuck.

Woah woah woah- are you telling me the lads in Father Ted weren’t real priests? Down with this sort of thing.

At least as they hurtle down through the leagues, they’ll be able to look back up with smiles and think of all the friends they’ve made on the way

Aye… for now

You still using an axe to chop your vegetables, Weeble?