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The major supermarkets have introduced purchase limits to combat the Bog Roll Bandits. All below are per person limits. Asda - 2 bottles Hand Sanitizer, 24 toilet rolls. Tesco- 2 bottles Hand Sanitizer, 18 toilet rolls, 2kg dried pasta Sainsburys- 3 bottles Hand Sanitizer, 12 toilet rolls, 1kg rice or quinoa. Lidl - 2 bottles Hand Sanitizer, 1 Trumpet, 1 Diving suit or MIG welder.
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It’s extremely British of them to base the entire response to this on the certain, immutable fact that after a few days of isolation most Brits will say “ Fuck this- pub time”
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That Johnson is a bimbling idiot?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Odessa Carey given hospital order over mother's decapitation https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51855111 Jesus Christ!
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The response from Merseyside would deafen dogs around the globe.
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But we’ve just spent billions “taking back our sovereignty”. Why would we listen to Johnny Foriegner, especially those funny litttle yellow folk?
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CT spent last week stocking up on wallpaper.
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Doesn’t this contradict itself? How the fuck do they think people get to matches? Have they ever been to a match? It’s impossible to avoid physical contact at one.
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Also, bollocks to bog roll, I’m stocking up on booze if so.
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Countrywide?
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Kielder Forest isn’t as wooden as the little cunt. Probably more mobile than him, too
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He prefers travelogues
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FYP
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That’s a pretty sobering read.
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It’s getting daft now…
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I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it.
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Remind me again what the annual cost of EU membership was, per capita. £143 per person per annum, iirc.
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That would mean finding a competent government acting in the best interests of the population. Haven’t had one of those for a while.
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Owie Bowie.
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Bruce charged with assault?
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Go for it- I did.