Monkeys Fist

I read somewhere that the DNA history of Iceland showed that the original settlers were Viking males, and Celtic women- the implication being that the Vikings stopped in Scotland/Ireland to “pick up essential supplies” before heading off to their new colony. Edit; it’s a good few paras down in this https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/news/viking-slavery-raids-evidence

Most of which have closed to funding cuts.

I’d never noticed them before. Looks like the typesetter had a few too many Vaux.

I think a large part of the problem here is the “Peter and the Wolf” effect. The Tory government have openly and brazenly lied to the populace so often and for so long, that nobody trusts them on anything anymore, even if they might be right.

Mamie Stuart: Sunderland burial for 1919 murder victim https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51386314

I’m looking at a lengthy lay off, the North Sea is shutting down to all but essential crew, they’ve already had two rigs go in to quarantine, and it appears that most onshore work is going a similar way. Worrying times ahead.

“Still” implies they happened in the first place

Teenage son?

Let’s hope she gets it- finish the horrible old cunt off in the most ironic way.

Just watch where you step…

What will you drink for the other 13 days?

Use your forehead.

If he’s reliant on gate receipts he’s already fucked.

Just had a letter from my daughters school saying, Checked the govt. site and it seems that they have, indeed, changed their minds, you don’t need to lock yourself away for 14 days after returning from Lurgyville, just wash your hands, sing a song, tum tee tum, lovely weather, isn’t it? Someone showed them the cost of doing it properly on Wednesday night, didn’t they?

“ Nice one Peloton, you crrrrushed it!” ( that advert makes my fucking teeth itch.)

“I’ll be fine as I don’t even drink Corona.”

Full of seagulls, otherwise fine.

Mount Everest: Nepal's government shuts off mountain amid virus outbreak https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51866342. Damn, there goes my Easter plans

We should hold a referendum to see what The People want to do. That’ll work.

I’ll ask the au pair.

Clean as a whistle.

Should I believe the floppy haired, wife beating liar, or the unemployed cunt liar?