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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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We’re fucked then.
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I get the feeling that as things (rapidly) worsen, Johnson’s “Keep Calm Carry On” approach will be binned by the public.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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She pay with cash or “exposure”?
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That’s not what you said fourteen pages ago. Would you like me to quote and dissect you, or shall we just agree that I’m right and , as ever, you’re talking out of your hoop?
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Now you suddenly care about others? Fuck right off man.
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Aye, if you’ve got Irish, Scottish, or Northumbrian heritage, chances are there’s some Viking tadpoles swimming about in there.
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I can just imagine his poor young kids, sitting watching 4 frozen chickens slowly rotting in the garden. “ Daaa-aaad, when will they start making eggs?” Edit; the average going rate for a ready-to-lay chicken is between £15-20 each. Whoever sold the Tory Tit four for £20 obviously saw him coming and sold him some budgies with red Haribos glued on their heads.
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I’ve got this album on while I make tea. (Chicken Yakitori Skewers with steamed broccolli and noodles).
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I think this could be our year.
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Where is it this year?
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Not that we know about, comrade.
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Also, when did everyone on here become such massive fannies? Give yourselves a shake lads.
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I was thinking “potato hummus, hmmm, sounds nasty”, then realised it’d just be fucking mash. Time for a beer.
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Blatant profiteering from the upcoming Chickpea Famine. You monster.
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Naffytitties? Shagged most of Guide Post before 5BC.
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Chickpeas… Are you saying we might run out of chickpeas? Everyone, Tom said there’s a chickpea shortage!!! Everyone buy chickpeas, NOW!
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Turtle slurt.
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Wasn’t Cleopatra from Ashington, though?
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Wanker.
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Pornhub.com.
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Given that there’s only around 142,000 NHS beds in total, in all departments, I’d say we’re fucked.
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Business opportunity here…
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Was that armed police on the touch line right at the end?