Monkeys Fist

Didn’t have a thermometer, used a thermos flask instead. Can’t sit down now.

It would be fucking hilarious if what finally wiped them out was a flu.

Theres your winner. Bonus points for having a Tubby Bez.

ET , a particularly diminutive rigger mate ( from the joke, “what’s ET short for? He’s only got little legs) 2Toms - when I did a stint taxiing. The bloke couldn’t find his own arsehole, so was reliant on his (useless) Tom Tom satnav, Boot - was on my river squad when I was a canoe instructor. ( from Das Boot, as he spent most of his time underwater). Welvis, chef I worked alongside. ( short for Welsh Elvis aka Shakey…bloke had the DT’s like Michael J Fox)

Oof. How old is he? Apparently kids seem to be brushing it off like a regular flu, whereas us creaky old cunts are the ones it drops. Sending thoughts and dried pasta.

Anyone know where I can get a new iPhone, having just bounced mine off the wall? Fucking Leeds.

Glass chopping board? Are you fucking serious?

Has Rooney had arse hair added to his chin as well as his napper?

I thought the Jaffa was an anti-vaxxer?

Didn’t have any cauliflower, used 3-ply Andrex instead.

Westmoor Lidl - no bread, pasta, milk, or shithouse roll. Insane.

Sweet David Jesus!

I’m sure we have a Borderline Boilers thread. Spread the love, man.

Keeps his sweaty botty dry, too.

If you insist.

Bong pizzas are great.

You’re, understandably, forgetting this shit-tip of a song.

Naturally.

Problems solved. Wykiki will have a nipsy like a polished marble

I wouldn’t kick Margot out either.

Aye, that’s where that site lifted it from

That was in an early draft https://www.google.com/amp/s/episodictable.wordpress.com/2013/12/02/the-poetry-of-rick/amp/