Monkeys Fist

I like Smiley Starmer.

Careful- they’d land on a small boat.

Rees Mogg kicked back to 1850

Rarely has a username been less apt.

Peter White?

Reform, ladies and gentlemen. We’re not racists, but if you’re not white and English, fuck off

Sunak keeps his seat. Cunt

It’s a s sensible as thinking that Farage and his gammons give a flying fuck about it- it’s an entirely media generated problem. On a a scale of 1-10, it’s a zero when it comes to important issues for me and millions of others. They’re a bunch of angry, racist fascists, and, by extension, their supporters are too.

He’s not racist, he just doesn’t like non-white people.

He’s got twa chins!

Mordaunt gone

I didn’t think I could despise IDS any more than I did, then I watched his interview on BBC What a fucking slimy cunt.

You a Reform lad then?

Braverman keeps her seat. Looking forward to a minor league cunt-off between her and Badenoch to become leader of what used be the Tory party.

Let’s cut to John Curtice…

Asda are taking on shelf stackers.…

It’d be nice to see the DUP get fucked off in Norn Iron , please.

Farage claiming there is no enthusiasm for Labour Aye, rightio Nige.

I bet they don’t cut away from Farage.

Looks like the wide-mouthed frog has it.

Clacton declaring.

Corbyn smashing it, the fucking joker

I liked the graphic they used there mind- Tories getting Red Wedged

Schapps is one of those weird cunts that, depending on what angle you’re looking from, looks like three different people in the same skin. He’s being allowed way too much waffle time here too like- gtf you loser