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I wonder if Corona Virus has infected Leazesmag’s computer yet?
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And John Barnes- I was 29 in 1997 and was middle aged by the time he’d ran past the halfway line.
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I think we should all ease up on the piss taking of Renton tbh. It’s an incredibly stressful time, likely to become even more so, and everyone deals with it in different ways. And he’s on his period.
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I mean, you’re a massive fanny. Sureky that counts?
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My mate in Germany says the shops there have all run out of sausages and cheese. That’s the Wurst Kase scenario.
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I’m kind of pleased Pinas never made it with us.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Would you like me to post some tits for old time’s sake? -
I think he’s gone on holiday to Teneri… oh.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
You been self isolating before it was cool? -
Have you seen the cunt that set up a full rig of decks and speakers… at night. Then blasted out shitty fucking Corona found it.…
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Miserable git.
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If at some point you encounter a bloke in his fifties, fighting off the fit nurses with a stick, be gentle with me.
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Aren’t you likely to get called up to the coalface? ( I’m not being snarky, btw, just from what’s going on in Italy, it seems it’s all hands on deck in healthcare).
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Mackems must sick of their lives- League 1club, only employer in the village going down, and no gummy-blows off Granny for the foreseeable future. FTM
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Homicide- Life on the Straße?
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I asked for 2/6 of a tiger loaf at Morrison’s and they told me to fuck off.
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They’ve been planning which one gets to eat your balls when you die alone.
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He wanks his dogs, so he does.
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What will you do in week 2?
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Never mind that shit, how’s the tentacle porn coming along?
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It’s almost as if you were baiting him in to a negative response.
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Euro 2020 binned. Euro 2020 postponed until next summer, Uefa confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51909518
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Did you see the way they enforced the lockdown over there? Nit even the Tories would try that shit
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By the end of this, Renton will be a tin-foil hat wearing, flat earth, steel-beams-can’t-melt loony, massively overweight and with a crippling addiction to extreme tentacle porn. A man has to fill his time