Monkeys Fist

Does it come with a Derek Smalls package enhancer?

Not quite as fabulous, darling.

Piston broke.

My laddie wanted to see Frozen when he was about 4, so I took him. It dawned on both of us at about the same time that it was a fucking musical, and we turned to each other with a look of …

I think was the start of mine.

If you want me to trust you, you must be a tank expert. To be an expert, you must have spent lots of time studying pictures of tanks and that. Why would you spend so long studying something you think is crap? You’re either lying, not an expert, or a mental. Either way, Tanks are mint. ( My cousin’s step-dad, Nobby, is a genuine tank expert, and he reckons you’re talking out of your hoop).

I’d watch horses playing football.

He has more chins than the other three combined.

All i wanted to do was talk about my beloved Porsche tanks . mean thats what forums are for. Because i put up to many topics i get verbally abused i get called a cunt. and everything. i dont need this. i dont deserve it. So thanks for having me. enjoyed my time here. See yer all around

Twitter was so much nicer in the 1970s.

“ Elite”

China might be the least of our worries if whatever’s dropping Elephants jumps to humans. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-53273361 Elephant flu - imagine how much snot we’ll be sneezing out with that fucker!

“Amberlamps”

What about the second half?

Coronavirus: PM's father Stanley Johnson criticised for lockdown trip to Greece https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53266552 One rule for us…

Do you want a clue?

Is Sonny still fucking their sister, or has Uncal Mick ruined her?

Leave supporting Tory cunts.

8 Ace then.

Alex outing himself as a tractor nerd. I used to like them, but gave it up and took up sucking away cooking vapours instead - I’m an ex tractor fan.

Do you see empty Fosters cans and used needles here? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

How the fuck did you know that?

There you go bringing facts in to it.

Huge back end, powerful as fuck, not too manoeverable?