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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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I’ve lost the key. Fucking disaster.
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England is further north, south, east and west than everywhere in Wales.
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I’ve just checked, it seems Hartlepool centre is further north than Mull of Galloway, by fractions of a degree. 54.68 and 54.41 respectively. Close enough though.
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Hartlepool is further north than the southernmost part Sweatyland. Please God, switch off my internet.
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Ah! I was going to give you the “ Newcastle is further west than Southampton”, but it doesn’t apply to Poole. Edinburgh is well west of you though. Can you tell how bored I am?
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He might just be a lovable bag of cuddly fun.
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Whereabouts do you live, again? I know it’s West Country-ish.
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Shandy drinking la-las.
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Omelettes and wicked-strong homegrown Bong then.
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If we all plant vegetables in our gardens now, they’ll be harvestable just after we all die.
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Released on 1st April, they just keep on giving
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Aye, they mentioned mental health. Still, how do you deal with something like that happening out of the blue to your child?
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Damn. I went with Kassandra, because, well… tits an’ that.
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Fucking Hell. Girl, seven, stabbed to death by stranger in Bolton park https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-51999370
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He’d upload them, but…you know…Tubs.
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Was it Mung bean mince with Quinoa and Uruguayan Goosebery Dumplings, or just regular, fucking delicious, Mince and Dumplings?
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Of course I lock it. I’ve enough on mind balancing on one foot with my thumb up my arse as I choke myself with an orange, without worrying about the Mrs. coming in looking for a hammer.
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Or having a shed wank.
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Same with daft cunts in Wales. Coronavirus: 'Unprecedented scenes' on Welsh hills https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51994504
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Shirley B.J. would be a great PM.
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I quite like Peytar. Staggering to think, though, that at some point in her life that sweet old lady was such a kinky mare that she shagged a chimpanzee.
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I chuckled at the Cyclops Eye goat scenario. Apparently I can go back to Kephallonia later and hunt for the “three eyed” goat. I am absolutely going to do that