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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Albert Uderzo, the guy who drew Asterix, broon breed at 92. Loved these comics as a kid, and I’m getting to enjoy them again with my kids.
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This is possibly the funniest thing you’ve said in 10 ten years, intentional or not.
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If only there was a large Irish bloke who could fuck about with usernames @Ant
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Renton typing out this reply… Have you tried just cheering up and getting on with it?
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PL’s DRA reads “ fuck this”
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If you do what I’ve just done @Dr Gloom, strangle the Mrs. with the laptop power chord, the kids will Sharp step in to line. Beer for breakfast also helps.
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But they’re a massive club, so should really be helping out the likes of the smaller Championship clubs.
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I finished early. 5/7.
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He should buy some new fucking plates, the manky bastard.
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And he was absolutely right.
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Word is that she knocked on his shed door and asked if she could join him, and he told her, ” Tae fuck, wumman, it’s locked an’ ahd rather wank”.
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I hope the govt. points out they have an online service and fucking hammers them to set an example.
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Is that seagull story about the mackems bringin one in to their village centre? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51888403 Because if it works, there’ll be a shiyload of gulls moving home, most will head for the next nearest urban area… a bit further north, just over the river
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Because they didn’t decide to make it until 8:00pm
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Not if you’re out on the piss.
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It’ll take him at least as long as the life of this pandemic to work out which bit the nuggets come from.
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Never mind that … civilisation has now officially broken down. Coronavirus: Greggs to close all stores to prevent spread https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51999604
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This is doing the rounds.… It’d be nice if half the cunts posting it took heed.
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Bacon shed.
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Basic stuff, but I’ve just spent the afternoon making a fuck-off pan of tomato ragu with the Fistlets, some of which is going on the pizzas they made dough for earlier, some in the lasagne Fistette wants to make later this week. If the butcher is still open, I might get some bones and go for a big batch of Demi-glacé later this week too.
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Either way, I’ll be a husk of a man by the end of this.