Monkeys Fist

Someone’s getting desperate for arse wipes.

This line in the BBC report about Prince Jug Ears. ”It's not a huge house but certainly big enough to isolate yourself within it. “ Edit: you are seeing half of it in the pic.

I take Candesartan daily. Should I be shitting my pants?

Just went out with the boy for a bike ride, I thought “ We’ll go past Hillheads Farm shop and get some fruit while we’re out.” There’s a big sign at the door saying stay 2m apart, do not go within 1m of till area until called,etc. I looked in and it’s fucking rammed, no one taking a blind bit of notice, and at least 60% elderly and/or fat as fuck. Darwinism.

“ Back to work, you!”

https://youtu.be/akb0kD7EHIk

Six words and you butchered a third of them.

Where are you living mate? What’s the local response to this, are people taking measures or do they think they can shoot their way out of it?

If Hancock truly gave a fuck, instead of seeking 250,000 volunteers, he’d be paying at least minimum wage , and offering work to those who’re without a wage for the foreseeable. They’re all despicable cunts who’ve all had a role in fucking over every aspect of the country that couldn’t provide a profit to them. Rant over

If “managers” actually stepped out of their offices once in a while, and spoke to the grafters, things might actually work.

Am I doing this right?

Johnson thinking “ Right then, I’ve ordered the plebs to stay in -that’s corona virus done”

So long as Graham doesn’t peg it.

Maybe, but I’d say an armed bloke breaking into your house and threatening to kill your Mrs. is reasonable grounds to lose your blob momentarily.

This seems a bit harsh… Man who killed armed robber in his Glasgow home is jailed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-52018558

I loved the multi-level humour in them, appealing to kids and their parents. Did it years before Pixar

Pride comes before a fall… … off your shield.

FYP

“ Oh, right love. I wondered what they were as I couldn’t get the pages open…”