Monkeys Fist

Can we be sure she’s the mother of it, though?

Come on then. Rules; 1: No Googling the answers- “You’re only cheating yourself” 2: First correct answer posts the next question. ( If that person hasn’t responded/posted within a couple of hours, or has died from Lurgy, the next correct poster takes their turn etc etc, we’re all big lads. 3. See 1 & 2. So, which band has had the longest run of unchanged personnel, currently at 51 years?

Which was your wrong ‘un?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52055330 12/15. Ffs!

Good God woman! Are you trying to send me to an early grave? What with this outrageous muck, and Gemmill’s pic of his “back eye” I’m at serious risk of musculoskeletal meltdown, not to mention the more serious cost to my bog-roll supplies.

I did indeed stand on the doorstep and wave my semi, whilst thinking about nurses.

Did they sneak out while you were on Pornhub?

He’s so late.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Part-time. wfh at the moment on full pay. If I get this 80% lark, we might not have to sell the kids to former DJs. I had a lean year last year, work wise, so we won’t be dining on caviar these next few weeks, but this’ll go a long way to keeping my ticker from exploding again

Sunak- “ We’ll pay self employed folk 80% of whatever they declared on last years return” Me - “ Fair enough, pleasantly surprised you Tory Cunt- what’s the catch?” Sunak- “ HMRC say you can apply by the beginning of June…” Me -

For the sake of those on the board scratching their head thinking, ” Farro? Is that another one of those weird fucking budgie foods?” Yes, yes it is.

They’re old cunts.

Nasa released the first ever pic of Gemmill’s hoop.

Midgets.

Apparently due to the lack of tourists dropping their food everywhere , Venice’s seagulls have taken to hunting and scarfing down rats. Oh, nearly forgot … @Renton

The Tories are new to this socialism lark, give them some leeway

Surprising, given the close, mutual respect “both” teams have for each other.

Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52033260

I remember the goal, but afterwards is hazy.

Someone’s getting desperate for arse wipes.