Monkeys Fist

Travolta’s wife, Kelly Preston aged 57. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53387236 ( I know her name, there’s even a list of her films in the article, but I cannot, for the life of me, recall a single role of hers. ).

Nice to have such clear, decisive policy from our strong and capable government. ( the wind is due to change direction tomorrow, so he’ll say they’re not needed then.).

FYP

Except his wife.

Definitely not his wife.

I’ve just heard Fist Jnr. call his mate “bro”. Anyone know how to dispose of bodies ?

Agreed. I like turtles, though.

I have had some beer.

Had Ma Fist, and my brother and his family round this afternoon for a BBQ and drinks for my birthday. Really nice having some social interaction after so long… and some beers too. Got two casks from Northern Alchemy which went down well. If we all die of Lurgy, totally worth it

Boot?

RIP The Knight Ryder has lost another valued ITK. Seemed a decent bloke, I wonder if his cunt brother will bother to show up at his funeral?

She’s a bit old for your tastes, Craig.

He’s using it to mop the sweat from his undermoob.

Someone’s had too much cooking lager.

t00nraider2 is such a wrongun he has to make plane noises to get his cock in his lass’s mouth.

This is coming out in a week- Ghost ofTsushima It looks a lot like Assassins Creed in Japan, which is no bad thing. I’m tempted to get this before Last of Us 2, the ending of which I’ve had spoilt by some utter cunt.

Goes well with Gin.

Gets on my wick.… Ooer, missus.

You haven’t seen HMHM’s Elton joke, then.

You ok Hun? PM me.

Since it’s Watford- Elton John was asked what kind of salad he’d like. “ Rocket Man!” Fuck off

Trying to spot the pun here did my napa in.