Monkeys Fist

A week on Friday, then?

I’ve not looked beyond the google search page- how does a furniture seller traffic children, without or without the help of Woody?

Best get the diggers out and demolish 99% of The Quayside then.

What’s your excuse?

Not to mention that the elderly and senile are a large part of their votes.

Will you be my Dad please?

Given the state of the world, none of this should surprise me, but…

So, Tom Hanks is involved in child trafficking through an online furniture seller? @wolfy!

Correct.

Why is the duck shitting chains?

At what point is the Queen allowed to ride in to parliament on a corgi and send them all to the Tower? (And if you think that’s ridiculous, you haven’t been paying attention)

He looks like Robert Rinder’s Regional News Reader Dad.

Did your mam switch off the internet before you finished typing?

Gammoned your post

Go on then, you’ve got me.

Why the 28th July? What happens on that date that means we need them? If we need masks in shops, we need them now and the fuckers need to say so.

I had it in my arm last time.

Never seen it

Little Dennis looks so happy.

Travolta’s wife, Kelly Preston aged 57. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53387236 ( I know her name, there’s even a list of her films in the article, but I cannot, for the life of me, recall a single role of hers. ).

Nice to have such clear, decisive policy from our strong and capable government. ( the wind is due to change direction tomorrow, so he’ll say they’re not needed then.).

FYP

Except his wife.