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How did you get any sexual inference from the image Gloomy posted? Unless…

Wor lass is a bit chossy, didn’t stop me.

George Weasley.

I’ve always used choss to mean mucky. When was in to climbing, if a route had lots of muck or sand on it ( usually washed out from above by rain) you’d say it was a bit chossy or full of choss. Never heard it used as you say though.

He’s even cooler now.

It’s Milner, if I had to guess.

Relax lads, everything’s going to be ok- Lizzy is going to address the nation. Coronavirus: Queen to address country on Sunday as deaths rise https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52155430

Quite a range indeed. What did you pick?

Can you imagine the lickspittle articles Knight Ryder will be putting out if they actually buy us?

No change there, then.

I’d take myself outside and have a stern word with myself, but, well, Sochal Distan Singh. 😂

Can’t be a global pandemic if the earth is flat.

I blame her husband , Sochal Distan Singh.

Google search. “Peter White. Newcastle “

Where is the bumbling oaf? Has he pegged it yet?

If this doesn’t cheer you up @PaddockLad, nothing will.… NSFW, obvs.

With all due respect, I wouldn’t be trusting the US intelligence over the Chinese- they’re both reprehensible liars.

Starmer will announce when he’s good and ready.

“ Put your special wellies on love, it’s Coracle time.”

Eddie Large, Syd’s mate. Coronaed.

It was in fucking Gateshead man 😂 They’ve only now stopped hissing when you switch a light on.

“ skip titles” every time, including the first.

Short arms, deep pockets.

Barley Mow was a fantastic pub in its heyday. The Baltic Tavern was decent as well, then turned to shit, now it’s a craft beer joint. Egypt Cottage was spot on too. ( a mate once asked Paddy McDee if he wanted a lift up at the urinals 😂).