Monkeys Fist

Everything has a point

That was Venom- South Shields’ finest purveyors of Black Metal. edit; found it. Tbf, it sounds like a pack of cunts acting the cunt to a cunt.

Apt that our two wankers-in-chief are called Johnson and Cummings then.

This is the kind of negative karma that blocks my chakras with unhappy Chi. Luckily, I have a Himalayan Pink Salt crystal rammed deep in my fundament, and it’s holistically cleansing my prana energy centres of toxins. Where’s my Pinot Grigio?

She should’ve been charged with manslaughter, the fucking dumb twat. Mind, that was probably the best outcome for the kid- imagine being brought up by a fruit-loop like that. ( please say she hasn’t got any other kids?).

Poor kids

So, when you drop your bait, the stink usually dissipates fairly quickly, but if you had a gut cough in one of these, would you have a permastink in your bubble until you got out? We need answers.

The Flaming Lips held a small concert with people in their bubbles…

I’ve always liked her and there’s two more reasons to now.

Just a quick note to @Renton, these terrible puns from Gloomy are 100% more entertaining than Keswick fucking Pencil Museum.

Rejoice! Rejoice! He is resurrected! He is risen!

FYP

I asked David Blunkett what he thought of the place and he said he couldn’t see the point.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/13/covid-mugger-back-boris-johnson-wrestling-second-wave-?fbclid=IwAR3QZ5hr-UtWfKMFcP240yyZ_1XGnKhQZgUiAc--2CUXHuZxm2voHvSkcrI Marina Hyde giving Johnson both barrels

The Chronic’s mobile site is as shoddy as the writing on it, mind

They were remarkably similar to Quavers, but without the cheesy dust.

Speaking of Vesta, these crispy noodles they did in the 1970s where the highlight of the month when I was a nipper. Usually served with a bowl of Ma Fist’s fried rice, with highly nutritious cubes of Pek chopped pork

Aye, it’s the name for the Lands of the North. It’s also unique in the Welsh language as its 9 letters long and contains 3 vowels- which they consider to be 3 too many.

Mariah Carey beat her to it in the 90s with her secret grunge album.

Slightly off-topic. 10 internet points if you know who this is.…

Let’s not mince words here- it’s not been “wasted”, the vast majority of it has been blatantly handed to their friends and associates. Given their utter incompetence, I think the contracts that have been exposed so far are just the tip of the iceberg.