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What an epitaph
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Whilst I don’t actually wish the bumbling tit dead ( honest 😉), I care what happens to him about as much as he, his Bullingdon mates, his party lickspittles and weasels, and the whole Tory shitshow care what happens to us. Not a fucking jot, nowt. As mentioned, pulling the “he’s a father” shite is laughable, he’s as much of a caring family man as Jeffrey Dahmer. If he recovers, he might change his thinking (he won’t ), if he doesn’t, well, one less cunt in the world.
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Turns out that as well as being a filthy minx, she was a despatch rider in London during WWII. What a woman. RIP
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He’s fucked though, aye?
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Since we have no Deputy PM, who decides who would take over? How many of them need to peg it before we get to Patel as stand-in? And can we then storm parliament?
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In this instance, I think it’s been it’s been impeccable in its choice.
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Didn’t he think mobiles worked on semaphore or some similar fuckwittery?
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Since it’s a microscopic virus, which isn’t visible to the human eye, and the fact it’s a global pandemic, I’m even more concerned about Wolfy’s mental state than usual. Poor bloke must be banging on his shed door, screaming at his kids “ Let is out ye bastards! You’re all in on it!”
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Look at Billy Big Bollocks here with his own flatpack stadium…
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Cheers @catmag, if you need a back rub or owt give me a tinkle ( seriously though, it’s unbelievable work you’re all doing- my sis-in-law is also a nurse at Wansbeck and she has had a very similar time. I honestly don’t know how you do it. )
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Aston Villa can fuck right off, for me
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How’s your crew coping at the moment?
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Is this for a documentary then, Martin?
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Pope showing off his dried pasta collection. Flash bastard.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/karen I worked with a lass callled Karen, who had that exact haircut. Definitely would’ve.
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Won’t anyone think of the wifelets?
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It’s weird because the English word for Tory is “cunt”.
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Fucking savages never heard of a shed, then?
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Very good.
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Were there many deaths this year?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Yes, it is. -
The Great Self Isolation Trivia Quiz 2020.
Monkeys Fist replied to Monkeys Fist's topic in General Chat
That's what she told you.… … wooah, hang on! -
I beg your pardon?
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That’s what I thought.