Monkeys Fist

Bruce- “ There’s not many broader than me, eh?”

The Donald sums up his club in 2 seconds.

Imagine- we win everything it’s possible to, five times over, Leazes-“ fucking muslamics don’t understand us like the Halls and Shepherd.”

Not sure if I can mate, I’ll try but if not @Tom probably can(s). What do you want it changed to- Newcastle badge presumably? And, welcome back edit; think it needs an admin, so wait for Tom to wake up from his Cans Fest.

Where’s the Grey Man, eh? @manc-mag, you pointy shoed tosspot, get over here!

If we’re rid of The Cunt in the next few weeks, and money is even a tenth as plentiful as we hope, I can see Rafa back here. Last time Stavely ( yes @RobinRobin, would ) was after us, she held discussions directly with him, and it was clearly stated they very much wanted him to stay. He was a big part of their plan. As has been mentioned, if he did return, he’d hit the ground running. ( It’d also be a huge “fuck you” to Ashley, which is nice). I also think that given his age, and how long it could take to build the club in to what he and us desire, he could see it as his Grand Project, moving upstairs if he tires of coaching. The “hitting the ground running” part is the most important here- he knows the club, 99% of the squad, and the region. New owners will see the value of that, and in a straight choice between him and Forrest Plump, it’ll be curtains for Crisp Boy. I’m almost allowing myself to believe

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Bing Bong twins

Can’t wait for Keys to attempt to criticise us for taking Arab money

Can you imagine the fucking pandemonium if we bought them as a feeder club.

Me, letting the hate flow through me and embracing the Dark Side…

I’ll be honest, I don’t really feel any great animosity towards Bruce, unlike Pardew or Kinnear etc. If, and it’s still very much an if, this happens, I’ll wish him well in his next relegation fight.

Kinky.

I used to love agricultural vehicles, but now I like to suck damp air out of bathrooms.

Would you keep him?

I’m listening to this, in solidarity with poor Penfold who’ll be out on his ear.

Aye, I just thought this one was particularly good, and I love a good pun.

Gene’s looking well.

Is that Henry’s tinder pic, the handsome bastard? Would.

I’m impressed you managed to type this one-handed.