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  1. Monkeys Fist
    UK officials have allowed more people to die unnecessarily from Covid 19 than have signed this petition. Why would they give a fuck what a private business does ?
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Which “UK officials” do you mean? “They” don’t fucking care. Crack on though.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    “ Just the one”
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Mrs. F. has just made G&T’s… that’ll be me transforming into Uncle Monty in about 20 minutes
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Cask Ex was/is one the classics. Fucking loopy juice, but lovely
  6. Monkeys Fist
    I’ve still got a can of Export from Christmas Day, ( it’s Pa Fist’s poison), and, barring desperation, it’ll still be there for him this Christmas.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Maybe his Mrs. likes a bit of strange.
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    Aye, it’s usually the shittiest can you have, because otherwise you’d have necked it the night before. ( I’m looking at you, three year old can of McEwans Export)
  9. Monkeys Fist
    I’m making piri piri chicken and beardy hipster style grain shite for lunch and listening to Zero 7. ( and also getting mildly pissed whilst I’m at it )
  10. Monkeys Fist
    That’s a perfect description.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Fair play to you mate, but they’ve just spent 17 weeks ignoring a £300 million bid for one of their member clubs, why would they take a different approach to an online petition? I absolutely share your frustration, but there is quite literally fuck-all we can do about it.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Notice how he doesn’t explicitly blame Stavely, because he knows he’d get shot to bits. Fucking cowardly tbh.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Especially when you’re getting the heavy evils from the Mrs. for spewing on the carpet. Happy Sunday, fancy a runny egg washed down with red wine?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Apocalypse Now is great- reminds me of that 1980s show, Airwolf, because they have helicopters and people wear uniforms.
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    Aye, shit news TDan. Best of luck finding somewhere new.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    He’s rightly calling you out for being (yet another) useless Mackem troll Jonny. Not the first, nor the last, but as fucking thick as the rest. Looking forward to your next disaster?
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Mick Badger “ You had the scran at that place near Rydal?” Fred Badger “ Aye mate- usual over-priced ‘artisan’ shite… couple of tarted-up carrots and they want you to put on a show for their punters. Fuck that noise” Mick Badger “ Thank fuck, I thought I was being a bit, well, grumpy. Got any plans for winter?” Fred Badger “ Nah, gonna eat like a taxi driver all autumn then kip until April- same old same old mate.” Mick Badger “ Still a Toon fan?” Fred Badger … *points at face
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Let’s not get carried away here lads. He only gets half of the deposit, so it’s not £17 million, it’s only £8.5 million, for nowt. Chickenfeed, barely worth getting out of his scratcher.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    What did you expect? This isn’t a dig at you Troops, but do you really expect them to come out and apologise?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Tynemouth-by-the Sea , thank you. It’s not for plebians.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    @MeenzerIf you arranged an unofficial park run, through the exact same channels that park run previously operated, within all the ever-changing guidelines, could they stop you? I’m genuinely curious- what’s to stop it happening if, say, you staggered starts so that folk set off at a distance that they’d never catch the person ahead, nor be caught by the person behind? And if you did catch up with someone, just pass them ? I share your befuddlement tbh- if we can go in a supermarket with manky bastards, why can’t people run around a park?
  22. Monkeys Fist
    I know you can fight, but it’s our wits that make us men.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I’ve been on the phone to Nicola S and she said, ” See thae wee cunt fae Whitley Bay, he can get tae fuck wae his greeting aboot aye thae cunts nae like him” I have no idea what she said, I’ve pm’d KCG but all he said was “ They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!”
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    Aye, Mind, if you carry on using the term “staycation” you’re on my list of “will be eaten to death by seagulls”. We all have to pull together here, but stop it
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