Monkeys Fist

And I thought Gemmill loved pegging.

“One of the biggest donors to We Build the Wall was a 7-year-old in Texas who set up a hot chocolate stand so he could collect donations for the effort.” …Not the first time Trump and his cronies have fucked kids.

Why is his tent from the American Civil War?

Taken 10 minutes after one of his mystery kids showed up.

Wrong Ian Watkins?

No blubbering, yet.

Perfect poetic justice isn’t it- “Build the Wall, keep the criminals out!” … get fucked over by real criminals. I’m sure they’ll blame the Democrats somehow- “ If the Nasty Dems hadn’t had a witch hunt against these Patriots, they wouldn’t be looking at jail time!”

Nice development site available for a holiday home in Scotland if you don’t mind waiting a while for it.

Collar and cuffs then.

Are you a Ginge?

Wait… are you a Sunblock Succubus too?

I find the idea of a herd of midgets running in terror from lemon scented candles quite amusing.

I would piss myself if he’s actually ginger.

In today’s edition of “ Guess What These Fuckers Have Done Now?”…

I think he and ewerk should meet for a pint in the Labour club and talk out their differences. Then call the amberlamps

If only he’d kept it in the shed, though.

Tbf, we say that before most seasons, but equally, most seasons are utter shit shows. Our only hope now is William Storey…

Season review in a nutshell.

Friend of mine bought a campsite in NW Scotland in the last days of the Before Times- she’s just opened and posted this pic of her going to clean the shower block in her anti COVID/fucking midge gear. Kielder midges are the worst mind, the fuckers are sentient- they worked out how to open a set of double, offset “midge-proof” doors when I worked at the Calvert Trust.

Good luck trying, you filthy animal.

Wacky jnr- legend