Monkeys Fist

That was Louise Court, former editor of Cosmopolitan.

Doesn’t matter if you’re atheist, Christian, Jewish, whatever- if the “opponent” shouts “God is Great! “ before, during and after their acts, then you are fighting a religious war.

Al Quaeda would like a quick word.

Velly smart.

Buckiesaurus.

I watched a Marvin Gaye documentary on Sky instead of this, which, incidentally, had more shots on target.

This. Duh!

Was she also the first trans performer? Those are builder’s arms.

Is that the same set as Mr. Trololo?

RBP- Resting Bitch Personality

Or open her mouth…much.

Badonk.

I like this new game.

Kudos down at the shelter- gets the best bunk and first pick of the winter coats.

Nissan preparing to fuck off out of it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54986195 @Christmas Tree , as a confirmed Labour voter, this’ll boil your piss, won’t it?

Kwality.

No chill

Didn’t have arugula, used cilantro instead… Doesn’t it feel a bit “school dinners” with the carrots cooked for so long?

Were you scared of the tall buildings and donkeyless carriages?

I’d sooner shit in my hands and clap than give that über-Tory shitstain my vote, no matter what his current issue-of-the-day is.

Can someone give Farage, and his never ending stream of one-issue Partys, The Covid please and thank you.

I used to argue that wearing one was pointless for me, since the area of noggin protected by said helmet was less than that covered by a pea on a drum. First rope access company I worked at had to buy me a different lid as the ones they used, which were pretty much industry standard at the time, simply would not fit on my enormous heed.