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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Where is it?
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Coronavirus: Greggs to begin reopening its shops amid lockdown https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52445696 I suppose the cunts in line at B&Q need something to eat.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    FYP
  4. Monkeys Fist
    I think hardware stores were in the original exempt list, and we all know that once the Tories make a choice, there’s no changing it.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Fucking Bobby Boulders, invading the Fulwell End
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Maybe he was a sweat gland
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Jehovah!
  8. Monkeys Fist
    What in the gibbering fuck does he mean here?
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Mohawk. Is that what Shearer calls it, too
  10. Monkeys Fist
    I wasn’t the aware the Crown Prince had bought us any players yet?
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, he needs to get his spare fucking tent-cut jeans and shitty plastic bags from the office.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    They’d have their tongues so far up Dennis Wise’s hoop they could lick his teeth clean. It would make Season 3 on Netflix spectacular.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    “Honest lads, I was just sat there, Sugartits waved her hand, and a pink fucking light sabre appeared! I was so flabbergasted I forgot to mention why I should be in the running for a return to Newcastle.”
  14. Monkeys Fist
    “ Where’s the fucking ice-bath ?”
  15. Monkeys Fist
    “Still not as big as my head”
  16. Monkeys Fist
    I was having a day off.…
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Yabba dabba don’t.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    If I tried any of them, I’d wouldn’t be coming home.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    10 seconds more than I managed.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Hey mate. Big Batman fan then? What does the Dark Knight have in his Whisky? Just Ice.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Depends- if you’re looking for most deaths in total- it’s Everest hands down. If you mean highest deaths per climber, it’ll be Annapurna I reckon. It’s a fucking monster. If not, Kanchenjunga?
  22. Monkeys Fist
    To show fealty to our new Overlords, might be time to get Chin Mingeing lads. Assuming you don’t already sport a glorious facial nest? I know certain bogtrotting fellows are Talibanning it up, and it’s a knocking bet Gloom and Fish have cat-lickers
  23. Monkeys Fist
    More Jam than Hartleys, that cunt.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    K2 is a way more serious mountain than Everest. Edit; I remember in 1986, when I was bang in to my climbing, Al Rouse, Julie Tullis and a load of others got wiped out on K2 when a storm hit and fucked them.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Might.
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