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What’s his name? Wasn’t John Dunne was it?
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Steve fucking Who? -
Never did mate- full of Yorkshire cunts * My main stomping grounds were Northumberland, Lakes and Snowdonia, bit of ice in Scotland. (* truth is, the above areas were easier to get to without owning a car than most of the Yorkshire crags, particularly the limestone.)
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Coronavirus: Greggs to begin reopening its shops amid lockdown https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52445696 I suppose the cunts in line at B&Q need something to eat.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I think hardware stores were in the original exempt list, and we all know that once the Tories make a choice, there’s no changing it.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fucking Bobby Boulders, invading the Fulwell End -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Maybe he was a sweat gland -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Jehovah! -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
What in the gibbering fuck does he mean here? -
Mohawk. Is that what Shearer calls it, too
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
I wasn’t the aware the Crown Prince had bought us any players yet? -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, he needs to get his spare fucking tent-cut jeans and shitty plastic bags from the office. -
They’d have their tongues so far up Dennis Wise’s hoop they could lick his teeth clean. It would make Season 3 on Netflix spectacular.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
“Honest lads, I was just sat there, Sugartits waved her hand, and a pink fucking light sabre appeared! I was so flabbergasted I forgot to mention why I should be in the running for a return to Newcastle.” -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
“ Where’s the fucking ice-bath ?” -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
“Still not as big as my head” -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I was having a day off.… -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Yabba dabba don’t. -
If I tried any of them, I’d wouldn’t be coming home.
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10 seconds more than I managed.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hey mate. Big Batman fan then? What does the Dark Knight have in his Whisky? Just Ice. -
Depends- if you’re looking for most deaths in total- it’s Everest hands down. If you mean highest deaths per climber, it’ll be Annapurna I reckon. It’s a fucking monster. If not, Kanchenjunga?
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To show fealty to our new Overlords, might be time to get Chin Mingeing lads. Assuming you don’t already sport a glorious facial nest? I know certain bogtrotting fellows are Talibanning it up, and it’s a knocking bet Gloom and Fish have cat-lickers