Monkeys Fist

Aye, it’s well known they’ll peck at anything a similar size to a grain of rice, too. Best wait a day or two until you’ve lost interest in them, used them as a pizza topping, and bought a coal powered tricycle or something.

Fuck them, then. 11am. 2 minutes silence on your back door step. 3pm. Back scuttle the Mrs. whilst shouting “ “If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best grace possible.” 4pm. Beer and pies 6pm. More Beer and Pies. Probably naked by now. 9pm. Set up the decks and treat the street to some banging Blue Monkey mixes.

Shy, are we?

I’m just going to come out with it- what is Leazesmags current twitter account? I know he’s had loads, talking to himself via them.

Did we suss out who it was?

Fucking amateurs.

“Sunderland are Untenable!”

Must’ve been excited about something.

It’s also a fucking shite flag.

although,

Let’s not forget that silly money allows for silly solutions- we can’t build any higher on the East Stand, but have a potential footprint on the other sides for expansion. So, we sink the pitch. Can’t build up, so build down. ( it’d take a bit of time, so we buy the mackems for small change, hoy a few thousand extra seats on for a season and play there- once we’re finished with it, we can raze it to the ground)

There was another plan to turn the pitch through 90 degrees, making the East and West Stands the goal ends. Not ideal, but it minimised the effect of the restrictions on the ground capacity.

The harridan who ran that, I forget her name, is probably dead or mental now- might be worth another pop at it? Also, I’m sure our new overlords have many more “methods” at their disposal to dispense with dissenters.

Someone “stokoeshopped” them

What did it say- it’s been deleted?

I’ve never seen more Pampas grass in the 21st century than around Linlithgow ,Falkirk and Stirling. They must be hammering each other’s missus’ like it’s 1972.

This last bit just gave me dyslexia.

What’s struck me is that clearly none of them had a pre-determined cancellation plan/clause that teams signed up to when they agree to abide by the League’s rules. I this find genuinely surprising.

Cheer for the good wishes lads. Still coughing like a miner on the Woodbines, but otherwise fine- it’s fucking exhausting coughing this much, mind, so I’m a bit zombied. Cheers @PaddockLad for the Friendly Planet guide to Galashiels I won’t be needing it though, because am I fuck driving to the middle last century for a test.

Cheers man

His wiki entry, under the sub-heading “children” has the answer “at least 6”. The PM of Britain.

Going to try again tomorrow, seems the IKEA site is NHS Community staff only. I have no idea where our other sites are- it may well be that the nearest one is actually with the haggis bashers.

Chester Copperpot Who’s the biggest Goonies fan on here? To be sure. Edit; Then again, there’s only one person on here that would tweet a pic of an arcade game